Summary: In the final battle Harry gives Lord Voldemort a de-aging potion that turns him back to his seventeen year-old Tom Riddle self. Tom Riddle only has his memories up to the point of his age, no memory of Lord Voldemort or all the evil he has done in the last 40 or so years. Harry along with the help of his friend Lillix try to show Tom a different life, one without hate and pain. an unexpected romance blooms between Tom and the muggle born Lillix. There is plenty of more fun along the way with odd couples, pranks, surprises and a de-aged Severus Snape finding romance!

A/N: It is meant to be humorous so I hope you get a laugh out of it! Also this is my first chapter fanfic so please be nice and all suggestions are welcome! Don't forget to READ AND REVIEW! It'll keep me writing!

The Harry Potter world belongs to J. K. Rowling

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Prologue:

No one would ever accuse the dark lord of being a stupid man that's for sure. Although his brilliant plans had been repeatedly thwarted by that rotten little shit Harry Potter repeatedly. Lying hear in what Lord Voldemort could only assume was his death he couldn't believe that it was over. While he did have a good run, could something so unimportant as love (the word dripping heavily with disgust) truly be his down fall? The Potter brat had said that love was the ultimate power and when he cast that unknown curse the intensity of it was...profound. His breath began to shallow out as his death began to approach. Just as he took his last breath someone pored a cool liquid down his throat and a burning began from the center if his chest and spreading outward. The intensity of it grew and grew until the pain was unlike anything be had ever endured, even more so than the torture curse. His body began to tremble and he felt as if he was being pulled apart! He began to lose consciousness and his last thoughts were "love hurts."

End Notes: I know it was short but that is only because it was the prologue, the chapters will all be much longer. Promise!