-Author's Notes-
Hello everyone! Thanks for stopping by my fanfic. I know it's been a while, but I decided to get back in the swing of doing fanfics. This fanfic will be a parody spin-off to the Hyperdimention Neptunia Re;birth/MK 2 game. It will also contain multiple references to the Youtube channel Lost Pause featuring Noble and his past Let's Plays. Please note that these first few chapters will be typed up using Wordpad until I can get Microsoft Office reinstalled. So if there are some spelling and/or grammar mistakes here and there, please be forgiving and don't go all grammar nazi on me.
-Disclaimer-
The following is a non-profit fanfic. Hyperdimention Neptunia is owned by JP Sega, Compile Heart. and Idea Factory. Please support the official release. Also all references and inside jokes from Noble of Lost Pause are owned by their respected owner. Please support this beautiful bastard or else Lily will hunt you down and flay your asses.
Chapter 1: "A turn for the Worst."
The Deity of Sin has awaken. Her powers continue to grow at an alarming rate. In response to this, the CPUs, the CPU canidates and the oracles of each nation formed an alliance to meet this threat head on. Their first step was to venture into LAN castle and retrieve a very powerful sword. When they returned to Planeptune's Basilicom however, this sword turned out to be cursed as it would get stronger if it takes the life of one that is of CPU blood. They imideately dismissed this method, but with with their options on how to counter the Deity of Sin becoming slim, worry hung over their heads. It was at this time that Nepgear spoke up
[ Nepgear ]
"What if we gather all the Shares throughout Gamindustri and focus them in one nation?"
[ Histoire ]
"All of the world's Shares?"
[ Noire ]
"Do you know what you are saying!?"
[ Nepgear ]
"If we move everyone's Shares to Planeptune, then my sister and I can fight the Deity of Sin alone."
[ Mina ]
"Hold on a second. That does sound like a decent enough idea, but..."
[ Chika ]
"What of the other nations? This would crush our economies beyond repair and leave the other CPUs drained of their powers with no hope of recovering."
[ Nepgear ]
"But this way, no one will die. Isn't that what matters in the end?"
[ Kei ]
"I'm not sure if this is the innocence of youth, or a calculated grab for power. Either way, I can't support this notion."
[ Mina ]
"I can't support it either."
[ Chika ]
"Same. If this is your great idea, then why don't we just move all the Share's into my darling Vert's Leanbox? There's no reason it has to be Planeptune."
[ Nepgear ]
"Wait ... Can't we please consider this."
[ Noire ]
"Sorry, but I'm not going to sign a death warrant for my nation or it's people."
[ Vert ]
"Be warned. If you seek this path, than you leave me no choice but to oppose you with all of my power."
[ Blanc ]
"If you threaten Lowee's Shares and it's people, then Planeptune is my enemy."
[ Ram ]
"I knew you were a bully!"
[ Rom ]
"Miss Nepgear..."
[ Nepgear ]
"Why can't you understand? This isn't the time to argue about nations and power."
[ Uni ]
"We will never agree to this. Bye!"
With that, the other CPUs, Candidates and Oracles stormed out of Planeptunes's Basilicon.
[ Nepgear ]
"Wait! Please don't go!"
[ Neptune ]
"Come on! Can't we all just take a chill pill and listen to my sis for a second."
The two tried in vain to chase down the other CPUs before they left.
Now I'm sure most of you are wondering from which point of view all this is unfolding from. Well, that would be MY point of view. The guy in the black button-up shirt and black fedora who is stepping out from behind one of the pillars in the back of the room. I have been watching everything from out of sight of the CPUs and Oracles. When I knew everyone was gone, I finally stepped out to review what I just witnessed.
[ xxBigPhilxx ]
"Ok. So we are going down the Conquest Route."
"..."
"..."
"...Shit!"
-Chapter End-
I hope everyone enjoyed and/or tolerated the first chapter. Again, it's been a very long time so please excuse any grammar and errors in the visual novel format I am trying to work with.
