Me: Attention, my legions of fans...
Ranger: Yeah, right. What legion?
Me: They're all, uh... Ninjas. Anyway, first of all, no, I am not dead. I am alive and well, thank you. 2, I have returned from my computer breakdown. Hopefully, I have returned for good. To commemorate my return to fanfiction writing, I am starting a new story, a comedy, while I focus on finishing my other Gears of War Fanfic, as well as start my Super Smash Brothers brawl fic.
Ranger: I have a bad feeling about this...
Me: Ranger, Disclaimer!
Ranger: I don't get paid enough to do this. The writer does not own Gears of War. Period.
Ranger looked around a corner, then waved his comrades out. Locust Dom and Marcus both rushed up to a door and took cover on either side of the door.
"Alright, lets review the plan one last time." Ranger said, joining them. "I kick the door open and open fire. Then, Marcus, you..."
"Rush in, get the files, get out. We got it. Lets do this." He ordered. Ranger nodded and kicked open the door. Ranger then shut the door as shrieks of terror erupted from the room.
"Okay, that was a locker room." Ranger said, sweat-dropping.
"So, this Locust base has a locker room?" Marcus asked.
"this is not a locust base. Those girls were human." Ranger said. "Alright, who has the map?" he asked. Locust Dom raised his hand.
"I followed the directions correctly, I'm sure of it." He said, pulling out the map.
"Gimme that!" Ranger growled. He then scanned it over a few times before coming to a conclusion.
"This map is upside down." He announced. Dom looked at it over Ranger's shoulder.
"Huh. So it is."
"You dumbass!." Marcus growled. "Maybe all Locust are bad with directions." he added.
"Wait. If we're not at a Locust base, then where are we?" Dom asked. Ranger looked a the map again.
"We're at Holly's high school." Ranger said as the female in question came out of he locker room, fully dressed and incredibly pissed. All three men sweat-dropped.
"You're not mad, are ya?" Marcus asked weakly, praying he had not earned the female's anger. Holly's claws popped out.
"Run." she hissed. All the men were happy to comply, heading for the hills and beyond. FAR Beyond. Holly smiled contently, put her claws away and went back in the locker room, muttering "Idiots."
The next day, they tried again. But...
"Dammit, Dom! This is a nursing home!"
Well, You should be able to figure it out.
Me: And so marks my return to fanfiction! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Evil thunder)
Ranger: I have a really bad feeling about this now...
