A/N: Here starts my collection of Stargate Christmas song parodies accumulated throughout the past 4 years. If all goes according to plan, there shall be 15--one every day from now until Christmas Eve, tentatively. The first is to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy" and expresses the events of Stargate the movie.


The Little Drummer Daniel

Come, she told me, pa rum pum pum pum

An artifact to see, pa rum pum pum pum

Your few belongings bring, pa rum pum pum pum

To do some translating, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

We may honor you, pa rum pum pum pum

When you're done.

The Gate, you will go through, pa rum pum pum pum

I'll translate symbols for you, pa rum pum pum pum

To Abydos through the ring, pa rum pum pum pum

To find Ra, their king, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Shall we kill the Goa'uld, pa rum pum pum pum

When we come?

Skaara nodded, pa rum pum pum pum

The bomb's counting down time, pa rum pum pum pum

We blew up his spaceship, pa rum pum pum pum

So happy, we did flips, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

Then, Sha're smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum

Bundie-way!