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I do not own the Lord of The Rings, or any of it's Characters.

Sam groaned as he remembered Rosie. Great, he thought, I have to choose her, or Frodo. "Hello, Sam, are you there?" He heard as someone knocked on the big circular green door. He opened the door. "Rose! It's been a while!" He said. "Of course it has, you've been too busy helping Frodo." She said. "Well, he's my mas-" "No, a blind hobbit could see you're in love with him. So, who will it be? Me, or Him?" "I'd just like to point out, this choice came a LOT sooner than I thought it would." "ME OR HIM?"She yelled. Then, Frodo came walking out of his room. "What's going on here?" he said. "Oh, Mr. Frodo, we were just talking about how he is in love with you!" she said. "What nonsense is this? We're just friends, right Sam?" He winked at me. "Yes, Mr. Frodo." I say, obediantly. "No, you clearly aren't!" She yelled. "I will not marry you Samwise Gamgee!" And with that, she stormed out. "That went better than expected." I said. "Yes," he said, "Now I have you all to myself." "All to yourself, Frodo Baggins." I say. "And I am all to yours, Samwise Gamgee." He said. " Now, would you like some Tea and Biscuits?" "Of course Frodo, of course."