FireCrackers
YUMMY!

DISCLAIMER: i do not own Twilight


LALALALALALALALALALA

Emmett's pov

3rd of July

Oh, my, oh, gosh-sh-sh…a. hey that was kind of fun-n-n-n-n…na.
HEY! THERES AN ECHO-O-O-O IN HERE-ERE-ERE! CHEESE-ESE-ESE-ESE! I WANT SOME CHEESE. Wait, I can't have cheese. I'm lactose-intolerant…no, that's not it. Oh. Yeah. Me…be…a…VAMPIRE……meow! Hehehe. That was funny.

He…he….WHERE AM I?? Oh, right I'm in the school bus in the bus yard… In Idaho… WAIT! I didn't come in postal… so Rosalie didn't send me here… I couldn't have sleep-walked… I CAN'T SLEEP! OMG MY WORLDS COMING TO AN END!! WHOA! Where'd that come from? …

I still want cheese… YUM! Why?? OH-MI-GOSH I almost swallowed my gum! WAIT I'M NOT CHEWING ANY GUM!! OMG!! … again…

OH RIGHT I WALKED/RAN HERE!! …

What is today? Hmmm… Third? Eight? CHEESE!! No, no, it's definitely NIT cheese! Whoa? I don't speak German!? … OR DO I?? (Insert scary DUN! DUN! DUN! music) whoa!

Lost train of thought(s)… I'M LOSIN IT!! LOSIN IT!! GIMMIE-AN-L-O-S-T! GIMMIE-AN-I-T! WHAT DOES IT SPELL?? Whoa I gotta get back on track… NOT CRACK!! Track…. I don't run track! NO NO wrong track…

Sorry –er- self… A-K-W-A-R-D…

SERIOUSLY Edwards gonna kill me because of these random thoughts… HI EDWARD!! Wait… how do I know he's listening… ah well…

Ok today is the twilight of… no… no… HAHA I made funny! Ok.. today's the third? Ya. Ya. That sounds right. Of what? My foot? No. An Eclipse? No.. no… HEY I MADE ANOTHER FUNNY! Why's it funny? No clue… ok of what? June? January? JULY!! JULY!! JULY IS AN AMAZING MONTH! That means tomorrow is the for-ta-tha… no fourth… ha ha.. lol… WHAT THE FLI-NI-PP-IINN.. NO FLIPPIN CRAP! I DON'T TXT! OMG! I'm even thinking the spelling…

TOMORROW IS… (Tune of Tomorrow from the musical Annie) TOMMORROW TOMMOROW I LUV YA, TOMMOROW! YOUR ONLY A HALF HOUR AWAY! Whoa! ELEVENDY THIRDY!!

Whoooooaaaaa!! … …. ….. boy do I smell…(sniff, sniff) phew! Whew smelly! Do I even sweat? Then why do I smell like it? … … ah well… TOMMOROW.. TOMMOROW.. TOMMOROWS INDPENDENCE DAY! OMG! FREE FROM ROSE!! …

Why am I in a bus?…
I miss Rosalie!!
(Fetal position on his side, equiv of crying)
HEY LOOK! IT'S MY CHEESE!! Oh that's the smell of a three year old I smelt.. MAN IS THE CHEESE THREE?? Hmph. I DON'T WANT THREE YEAR OLD CHEESE…

I GETTA BLOW UP MY STUFF TOMMOROW!! Better go get fryer crack… no… fire crackers!!
(
high fives forehead)
ifsdafklsjad…
(Pumps fist in air) YES!! … and I need the illegal stuff… the stuff you blow up… not smoke… no fryer crack… I didn't know fryers made that crackle stuff… and i don't even know a fryer … …

CHEESE! No, no, COOKIE DOUGH!! I'M GONNA BLOW IT UP! If I sleep on my thoughts about this, they're gonna SPLODE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Smokecrackinhippie…. No, no. NIT! No, no. I am NOT German. I'm hungry, not THIRSTY, hungry.

(at corner illegal fireworks shop)

"er… I'd like some Roman Candles, big splodey stuff… and anything else that might get me in trouble with the…wife," I wink to show inner manhood-ness. Whoa, I must be a crack smokin' dude person thing. Yeah. "Hmph, and a one of those things…yeah that.

"Thanks. Oh, heres the mooooooooooo-la,"…Weird.


Okay, that was really random. AND THE FIRST-ST-ST-ST! WHOA! ECHO!