"Welcome back to the Zeno Games, where the strongest fighters from across reality duke it out! There are no ringouts and no surrender, only victory and defeat!" The announcer shouted loudly into the microphone. "In the blue corner!" A giant man touched down from the air into the wasteland. The "ring" was a pocket dimension courtesy of Zeno, currently made to look like Gizard Wasteland. He had blue skin and red, flaming hair. His eyes were blobs of yellow and his shoulders and torso were gunmetal gray. He wore steel earrings, green pants and gray boots. "Broly, I hope you're listening because this guy wants his shtick back! It's Super Android 13!" The audience cheered, while Vegetas from countless worlds booed him for stealing their hairstyle.
"In the red corner!" With a 'tac, tac', another man, if you could call him that, landed. He wasn't quite as big as 13, but he was still huge. His skin was mostly shades of green with black shins and an orange stomach. Black spots ran up and down his body. He had an orange tail almost as long as he was tall with a stinger at the end. He had two strange flares on top of his head, a wide, short black nose and incredibly pink lips. "He may not be the perfect guy, but there's no denying he's in charge of Malaysia! It's Cell!" The audience roared much louder than they had for 13. Cell's vast array of techniques and status as a magnificent bastard made him a crowd favorite in any form. He regenerated his bleeding Namekian ears and smirked confidently at his opponent.
The two stared each other down, feeling each other out. Cell was too good at suppressing his ki and 13 didn't have any to begin with, so it wasn't really necessary, but it was a time-honored ritual. 13 made the first move, charging Cell with a straight punch. The android's eyes widened as Cell raised his arm and blocked it, sending shockwaves through the arena. Instantly they started flying, throwing and blocking countless punches. Finally, 13 got the upper hand, smashing Cell through a plateau. Cell got up almost instantly and flew back towards him, blue aura surging around him. He punched 13 in the gut, making him double over, and fired a quick energy blast, sending 13 into another rock pillar.
13 took longer to get up from the crater than Cell had. In his own world, he'd slaughtered the Z Fighters without a second thought. He'd never even felt pain in this form, much less faced someone on his level before, and it scared him. "But then again, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's ending folks quickly," he thought with a grin as he charged up the S.S. Deadly Bomber. "He'll never see it coming." Cell was still searching through the air, looking for him, but without ki he'd never find the android.
"This'll squash ya, ya damn caterpillar!" 13 shouted as he fired his deadly attack. The massive red ball shot towards Cell at unbelievable speeds. Cell tried to force it back with his arms, but the blast was too strong for him. It exploded with the force of a supernova, filling his vision with red and sending pain through his body. 13 laughed from below, a deep, Southern laugh. He rose into the air and met his opponent face to face. Cell's arms and one leg had been blown off, and he was covered in burns. 13 was a little surprised Cell was still alive, but it just gave more time to humiliate him. "Ha ha! Did anyone really think I'd get beat by a bug? Now to finish ya off!" Cell groaned. "Can I just ask you one question before I die?" The android laughed. "Yeah, sure, insect!" Cell grit his teeth, and suddenly two new arms and a leg sprouted from the stumps 13 left. 13's eyes widened in shock. Cell just grinned.
"Here's my question: how in Zeno's name did you think you would kill me? I'm far more skilled than you..." 13 put up his arms to defend himself, but Cell easily kneed him in the gut. "I have more techniques than you can imagine..." He kicked 13 away, charged up a Big Bang Crash and fired. 13 hit the ground just in time for the blast to hit him. When the smoke cleared, 13 was covered in dust and was sparking in several places, eyes wide with terror, "I can regenerate forever and a day..." He tore off his own arm and threw it at 13. He caught it and quickly dropped it as a second Cell grew out of the arm, good as new. "...but you're none of those things, are you?" the Cells said in unison. "I am the ultimate warrior, the perfect being. You're not even a fighter, just a pathetic fool who can't do anything but hit things until they break. No wonder Gero abandoned you for me. But you want to know what the worst part is?"
He was interrupted by a hard punch to the face from 13 that jerked his head back. 13 smiled at first, but he was open-mouthed as Cell moved his head back and wiped the tiny trickle of blood off his lip. "You see how much weaker you are? That's because I haven't even been using half my power until now. In fact, I was barely using a third." He waved a hand, dissipating his multi-form below. "Let's change that, shall we?" "You're lying!" 13 started punching him furiously, but it was like hitting a brick wall. Cell yawned. "This is boring. Tell you what, I'll cut you a deal. I'll give you 15 seconds to do whatever you please. Run, attack, or anything else you can think of." 13 snarled at him. "How dare you!" He flew down to the ground and started charging a red orb in his hands. "Seriously?" Cell thought. He stayed in the air and waited until the S.S. Deadly Bomber was upon him.
13 had put all his power into this attack. This would finish him off for good! The attack exploded overhead and he grinned as he waited to see Cell's broken body overhead. He waited, but still nothing... until he heard a voice. "That didn't kill me before... what did you think would happen?" He jumped and saw that Cell had gotten behind him without him seeing a thing. "If you'd self-destructed it might have actually done something, but you didn't have the balls for that, of course. It's been fun, but I can only play with the same chew toy for so long before it gets old. Say hi to Gero for me." A one-handed blast annihilated 13, leaving only burnt chips and wires. Cell flew through the portal that would take him back to the audience.
"And we have a winner! Give it up for Cell!" The crowd roared even louder than when Cell entered. "Heh, this crowd has a better chance against me than 13 did," Cell chuckled to himself as his ears bled again.
A/N: Thanks for reading! Sorry this fight was a bit shorter than you might have wanted, but I'm still a little new to actually writing fights. Please give me some tips, tell me what I'm doing wrong with the fights so I can get better.
