Sir Orfeo was an aspiring DJ. Sir Orfeo was married to the queen, who was Queen Latifah. She was a beautiful woman, dainty and fair. He wanted to start a band and his band name was going to be Dancealot, like lancelot but dance instead of lance. Queen Latifah was supportive, but no one else was. Sadly, one perfect day while they were at the local waffle house having tea, the sky opened up. They say it's polite to put your pinky up when you're drinking tea, but sir orfeo didn't. So, you know what unexpectedly happened? One of the chefs came in and stole the queen. She was the boss and she forced the queen to make waffles 24 hours a day. Sir Orfeo couldn't seem to get her out of this work. 10 years went by, in that time, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married, and Kim still didn't divorce Kanye. But every day, Sir orfeo went to the same waffle house, hoping his wife would be free. This situation was as sticky as the maple syrup in the waffle house Because his reality sucked, he had nothing to do but go play in the woods. One day he got lucky, the iHOP boss came in. He apologized for discriminating against his country and hopped out of the waffle house. Luckily, the queen's boss was in a good mood so she said Sir Orfeo could have her back on one condition: Sir Orfeo must rap Get Low by Lil' Jon perfectly. This was his dream to become a DJ and rapper... and to get his wife back. After this, he could become a triple threat: a singer, a druggie, and a warrior. He nailed it: to the windows, to the walls, he sang. He even put his own little twist to it: to the windows, to king arthur, to the sweat drip down my court. He nailed it, they gave him his wife back and went back to town. But he didn't want anyone to know what happened, so they hid in a poor person's house and disguised themselves as cat burglars. Because wearing all black will totally make people not recognize their own king. Sure enough, their disguises were bad and people recognized them. DJ Orfeo told them their story and people were so proud. A little too happy to see a king who abandoned his throne. But they welcomed him back because even if he did nothing he was still the king. And then he performed Get Low to them and became a famous DJ.