Well. Another one of our crazy ideas! Me and ash, that is. Sorry for the horrific writing done by me, afinalchaotic! Please read and review
Disclaimer: I dint own it, but you know that, right. RIGHT?!
The four people sat around a small table in an closed bar. The short haired ninja sat quietly, head down, to any it would seem like she was studding her hand.
"ok." The speaker was a tall, black haired man draped in a red cloak, "what are we doing here again?"
"Well," the owner of the bar, tifa, almost broke out laughing, "we're here to determine who impregnated yuffie."
"…"
" so, who's up first? Reno, how many times have you slept with her?"
" well, I think only that once when we were drunk off our asses…"
"you think?"
" I'm pretty sure. Who knows."
"Yuffie?" for the first time in the conversation, the little ninja looked up
"only that once. Sorry Reno" Reno looked a little disappointed at this, but didn't say anything.
"ok. Vincent?"
"I plead the fifth."
" yuffie?"
" well, there was that time on the boat, on the beach, in midgar, that alleyway…" before she could finish, cloud ran in. " look, I only slept with her twice!!!"
Earning suprized looks form all in the room. Tifa stood, hands on hips.
" WHAT!?"
"Nevermind", he slowly backed out of the room followed by tifa.
"Well," Vincent stood. 'later!" and with that he walked out into the street, smirking.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ There you go. Sorry it was so short. I, unlike ash, have an abnormally short attention span!
