SIMILARITIES
Just some weird, random stuff. No real point to any of this.
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Emmett's POV
One cold December day...
We were watchin' TV.
I like me some Christmas Specials.
Yeah, it's true, they're for little kids and the puppets are weird and most of the time they make a minimal amount of sense (Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, anyone?), but I like them.
So we were watching Christmas Specials. Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. I know. The name makes me laugh, too.
At the moment, I was holding back a storm of giggles.
"Emmett, why are you laughing?" Jasper looked at me like I had a fish growing out of my forehead.
Well, trying to hold back.
"Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. Classic." It was kind of difficult to say this because I was laughing so darn hard.
And then the commercials came on.
"Aww, man! Stupid commercials cut into my Christmas-Special-watching time!" I was upset, but only a little. Commercials are something one has to learn to live with. Internal Sigh.
"I'm going to go... um... " Jasper couldn't think of anything that would justify his absence. "I'm just gonna go, OK?"
"Yeah, yeah."
And Jasper left.
And I was all alone, watching Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. Well, the commercials between Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.
And then this really weird commercial came on. It was for Hilary Duff perfume-smelly stuff.
I never will understand why people put commercials for smelly things on TV. It's not like you're able to smell them.
Weird. That guy in the commerci
