SIMILARITIES

Just some weird, random stuff. No real point to any of this.

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Emmett's POV

One cold December day...

We were watchin' TV.

I like me some Christmas Specials.

Yeah, it's true, they're for little kids and the puppets are weird and most of the time they make a minimal amount of sense (Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, anyone?), but I like them.

So we were watching Christmas Specials. Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. I know. The name makes me laugh, too.

At the moment, I was holding back a storm of giggles.

"Emmett, why are you laughing?" Jasper looked at me like I had a fish growing out of my forehead.

Well, trying to hold back.

"Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. Classic." It was kind of difficult to say this because I was laughing so darn hard.

And then the commercials came on.

"Aww, man! Stupid commercials cut into my Christmas-Special-watching time!" I was upset, but only a little. Commercials are something one has to learn to live with. Internal Sigh.

"I'm going to go... um... " Jasper couldn't think of anything that would justify his absence. "I'm just gonna go, OK?"

"Yeah, yeah."

And Jasper left.

And I was all alone, watching Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. Well, the commercials between Chester the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.

And then this really weird commercial came on. It was for Hilary Duff perfume-smelly stuff.

I never will understand why people put commercials for smelly things on TV. It's not like you're able to smell them.

Weird. That guy in the commerci