AM: this is somthing me and Coopersmuse had a giggle over a while back, its short, but amusing. Enjoy peoples!

R&R for cookies!

Xx Belledonner.

Warning: this story will not be on the same plot line as the fullmetal alchemist manga or anime. That is why us geniuses call it a FAN FIC.

"Oh, my god, oh my god, ohmygodohmygod, OH MY GOD!" the young girl stopped in her tracks. There, infrout of her, right before her very eyes was the man of her dreams, the one who held her fan girl heart.

She ran up panting, her heart going a thousand beats per second. Her mouth dried up as she neared the mustang, she began almost hyperventalting.

She came to s skidding halt befor colonel mustang, the words poring out of her mouth so fast she was surprised they were coherent.

"Roy!! Oh my god! Do you have a piece of paper or something to write on?! An a pen!?"

"sure, and whats your name?"

"ugnngh, ugh, belle, I mean bec, I mean…gunghunnn" she snached the piece of proffered papper an millatary standared pen and began to hurriedly scribble down a phone number and name.

Then she bolted.

"ugh, isn't that number for me?"

"no! I just saw HAVOC!! Ahhh, isn't he dreamy?" and with that and a slight sigh and glazed look in her eye, she ran to jean havoc, whom sat their stunned while she fawned and shoved her number in his open cigarette packet.

AN: giggle. swear to god my name's not Bec...