Things Gaara Would Never Say
By: XxEijibabyxX -aka- XxGaarasbabygirlxX
Once again, I am sitting infront of my computer writing yet another fanfiction...and of course it's about Gaara. What can I say? I'm like obsessed with Gaara. I have quite a few fanfictions about Gaara. Oh well I'm gonna keep on writing. I wrote this because I was thinking of things Gaara might not say...and I mean like the people wouldn't even put these things as uncut on the box set Some of them are like kind of out there and to answer the burning question you all are going to ask in the review you send me: NO I AM NOT HIGH SO STOP ASKING!
1. I love you!
2. Ew blood! Get the hell away from me!
3. I AM COOKIE MONSTAH!!!
4. I think I'm allergic to sand.
5. Temari, Kankuro? Why don't we get along?
6. Shukaku, it's bed time. . .NOW!
7. I'm, too sexy for my sand
8. I like matches! I like matches! I wanna play with matches, play with matches OMG FIRE FIRE!
9. YOU ATE MY COOKIE! I KILL YOU! I EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
10. You know my motto. It's "Tickle me pink!"
11. I stole Mr. Beans' teddy bear. You got a problem with that?
12. A,B,C,D,E,F,G, I will kill your family.
13. MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
14. Let's build a sand castle!
15. I hate the beach.
16. I'll spare your life, but, you have to first beat me in DDR.
17. Screw being a ninja. I'd rather dance instead.
18. Sasuke Uchiha. . .YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!
19. Killing is wrong.
20. Big bird is a serial killer? Not anymore! (Kills big bird)
21. I go to the store 3 times a week. Do you know how much eyeliner it takes to keep this look?
22. It's not eyeliner asshole.
23. Baki you're a bad sensei. I'm going to go look for Kakashi.
24. Barbie girl? THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG!
25. (Really dramatic) Lee why? Why did you steal my eyebrows?
26. Screw eyebrows I'm growing a mustache.
27. I AM SANTA CLAUS!
28. HO HO HO!
29. La la la la, la la la la, Elmo's world!
30. This teddy bear is getting old. I want a unicorn.
31. My gourd looks like a peanut. . .I wonder what it tastes like. . .
32. (Singing) Smack that, all on the floor, smack that, gimme some more, smack that, till' you get sore, smack that, oooooh!
33. No one likes me...the exorcist doesn't look so bad...maybe I'll ask her out...
34. Red is such an ugly color. I'm dying my hair purple.
35. I should enter American Idol.
36. How dare that Simon insult me! I am a good singer! HEY! COME BACK HERE I ONLY WANT TO TALK!
37. I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo...I must be emo
38. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
39. My name SHOULD be "Gaara of the funk".
40. I think I'll color my face with Kankuro's purple crayola marker instead of wearing eyeliner today.
41. I wanna be hokage. (Continue on 42)
42. Nevermind. Tsunade just told me why they call it "ho" kage.
43. What do you mean Kankuro plays with his puppets?
44. I'm cute aren't I? NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR GOD DAMN COOKIES!
45. I want moon sand for Christmas.
46. WORLD DOMINATION! HAHAHAHAHA!
47. I am going to where all orange like my idol, Naruto.
48. Bitch I'm Santa Claus where the fuck is my milk and cookies?
49. Sorry girls...I'm gay.
50. My New Years resolution. . .star in more yaoi videos than last year.
51. Sam is such a bitch for writing 48 and 49.
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Yea I know I probably AM a bitch for writing the last two. Hey, chill out don't give me that look! C'mon do you really think I meant that if I'm Gaara's biggest fangirl? I told you these were things that he would never say. See you in the next fanfiction.
