1Konaha's Twin Headed Dragon

A/N: hi. Naruhina as usual. Other pairings are up for debate. No Yoai. Anyway, kind of a crossover with Star Ocean Two currently. Might add more later.

Quick summary; We can make an educated guess as to whom Naruto's father is. (Doing this for all who don't know) but we know next to zip on his mother's abilities. What if (knew it was coming huh?) She was descended from one unlucky barrel obsessed Wanderer?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Star Ocean second story. If I did, I would somehow merge the two, give Hinata more screen time, and make an Ashton centered game. Since none of the above, have happened . . . yet. I don't have any claim. Now: do the acting! (I also don't own Collin Mocherie.)

"My name is Inigo Montoya" speech

'you killed my father' thought

prepare to die summon speech

(authors notes insert)

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The village hidden in the leaves was rebuilding quite nicely all things considered. Six years after the rampage and defeat of the Kyubi no kitsune yokai, the buildings were all rebuilt. However, the hearts of man aren't so easily healed.

"Die Demon Bastard!"

The blonde youth was being chased by a group of villagers in full mob regalia. (Torch, pitchforks, various sharp pointy things.) The blonde, in his panic, ran down a dead end alley.

'Why do they hate me? What did I ever do to them?' were the thoughts going through the blondes head. He saw the mob walking toward him slowly like a cat stalking a mouse. Thinking the only way he was going to get out of this was in a pine box (if that) he decided to talk to the mob. "If you're going to kill me, at least answer why you hate me."

The leader, an arrogant slightly drunk chunin, chuckled. "The fox bastard wants to know why he's despised? Simple, you killed our families and friends. Least we can do is repay the favor." He threw his bottle at the youth causing a nasty scar on his forehead. The rest happened so fast for the blonde that he passed out.

Deep within the blonde's soul, a tremendous voice was speaking. "There is no way that I'm letting that man's kit die so meaningless. It seems I'll have to release 'them'."

Back in the physical world two lights, one red one blue, lit up on the small of the blonde's back. The mob saw this and took a step back. They all heard a tearing sound that seemed to be coming from the demon brat. When the sound and light vanished, two dragon heads were sticking out of the boy's back where the lights had been.

The red one had orange eyes and two horns on its crown. The blue one had blue eyes and two side tusks on its neck. A change had seemed to have come over the blonde as well. Now he had black hair with blonde tips.

The dragons, after viewing a crash course of the blonde's life, growled at the mob. "Humans certainly have fallen since Ashton's day, eh Ururun?" asked the orange one, using the child's voice for the mob.

"Indeed, Gyoro. Though this child's parents were saints compared to these." Said the blue one in a feminine version of the child's voice. "This group obviously hasn't thought the obvious. If the child were Brother Kyubi, she would have killed them by now from the harsh treatment he has received. Thinks I anyway."

Gyoro looked at the mob and grinned. "Good evening, Sarutobi-san. We trust your in good health?"

The mob felt a killing intent that made Kyubi's seem weak at the moment. The turned and saw a beyond mad fire shadow glaring at them. "For disclosing an S rank secret, and attempted murder of a denizen of the leaf, your fate is sealed. Since I'm in a decent mood, I'll allow you a choice. Certain death by the demon dragons, or a session with Ibiki."

The mob gulped as one and seemed to faint as one. The dragon's looked at the mob and sighed. "It seems this Ibiki-san get's to have all the fun. Pity says I." Said Ururun.

Sarutobi ran over to them and knelt down. "Well, well. Surprises follow the child."

Gyoro asked, "Can you get us to a bed? Waking up was tiring." Both dragons opened their mouths in a deep yawn and fell asleep.

When the child woke up, his first thought was 'since when are boxes fluffy?' he turned his head and saw a blue serpentine head with neck spikes. "Ah!" he fell off his bed and landed on his back.

He heard a muffled voice say, "Get off, beranmee Gaki!" (Bloody fool brat)

The child stood up and turned his body looking for the voice. "Who's there?" he noticed the walls were the whitewash of a hospital.

"Ryujin-sama this kid's dense. Doesn't even know his heritage."

"You need living relatives to learn of heritage say I."

"Still, you'd think he would know just a little bit of it."

"Whoever you are show yourselves!" said the child. As an after thought he added, "please."

"Look in a mirror, Aiji."

He looked around till he noticed one. 'One voice calls me a brat, the other beloved child? It's official. I'm going crazy.' He scratched his side and walked toward the mirror. He looked into it and saw two serpentine heads at the sides of his head. "Chikushou!" (Damn)

The blue head tsk-ed and moved its mouth. "Such language Aiji. We'll have to work on that says I."

The child did the natural thing in this situation. He fainted and landed on his face. The two dragons looked at each other. "That went better then expected eh Ururun?"

"Reminds me of Ashton that he does." They looked at the child and sighed. Ururun shook her head and shot the kid with a stream of water. The effect was surprising.

"I'm up. I'm up!" the child stood up and looked in the mirror again. The two heads smiled at him. This basically creped him out. "Okay. What are you and why am I not dead?"

"You sound like you're disappointed you're alive." Said Gyoro tilting his head at the odd child.

"Considering the daiben my life's been, can you blame me?" said the former blonde.

Ururun nipped his hair. "I will kill the one who taught you such language that I will." The child tried to dislodge her from his hair.

Gyoro chuckled. "It's not that bad. He is much more calm tongued then Claude and Dias after a few drinks."

"Can we get back to what the two of you are?" asked the child, rather testily.

Gyoro smirked. "Now, now. No need to get your britches in a knot." He turned and looked in the corner. "You can stop hiding Monkey man. We won't hurt the kid, much."

The former blonde turned and saw the Hokage siting in a chair, where the child was near certain he wasn't before. "Hey Sofu, who are these guys?"

Ururun bit his hair and growled slightly. "I'm a woman that I am."

Sarutobi chuckled and studied their interaction. "The orange one says his given name is Gyoro. And the blue one trying to tear off your scalp is named Ururun. And I must confess, I wish to know how they came to be attached to your back."

Gyoro rolled his eyes. "You tell him your secret, and we'll tell you ours."

"It's because I'm the fox that attacked the village, aren't I?" said the child surprising all three.

Gyoro started laughing till he wept. Ururun snickered in the child's hair. "What the hell is so funny?"

"You, kid." Said Gyoro gasping for air. "You actually think you're the strongest ruler of the Kitsune clan? One of the nine tailed lords?"

Ururun smirked and tried to explain to the confused child. "First off, you don't have nine tails, that you do not. Second, if you were Kyubi-san, you would be a taller that you would."

Sarutobi's eyes nearly bugged out. "You meant that you know the nine tailed fox?" The two dragon heads nodded. "Why did she attack?"

Gyoro blinked (their form of shrugging). "That is her story and she will dictate it when she wants to let you know. As to why we've bonded ourselves with the young kitling, well . . . " he looked at the child who now had his back to the mirror and craned his neck to see his back.

Ururun cleared her throat and dropped her usual pattern of speech. "Originally, we merged with a young man from a small town. He was a wandering swordsman with a barrel fetish. We never quite figured out why. That was about seventy-three millennia ago. He settled down with a hyperactive red head in her hometown and had two children. The child has his scent though it is severely diluted. Were it not for brother Kyubi's call, we might not have bonded with the child at all."

"Oi! Why's my hair different?" the child all but shouted.

"So that people won't easily recognize you as brother Kyubi's vessel, that they won't." Said Ururun.

Sarutobi coughed to get their attention. "Why did she call the two of you?"

Gyoro sighed. "To teach and protect the kid. After the recent pummeling, she has to hibernate for a couple of years to restore her youkai. It takes a hell of a lot to bring someone back from near death. In other words, now would be the best time to teach the kid chakra control and the like." His cheeks had a faint hint of blue to them as he said, "as part of the deal, every child from the kid's biological family will inherit their own twin headed demon dragon. Each controlling one element and combining with the host's element when applicable."

The child, mind overflowing with the info, he had just heard started swaying. "Sofu, I'm going to take a nap now." He crawled into the hospital bed, front down.

Gyoro curled up and went to sleep. Ururun sighed and bowed slightly. "Sorry, but merging really does take a lot out of a being that it does."

Sarutobi smiled and left quietly. 'That child never ceases to amaze me. Now if only he didn't do things that involve me doing more paper work I'd have it made. Though, I wonder which parent he 'inherited' them from.'

A/N; hi. All right I know that the vast majority probably knows who Naruto's parents were. I tried modeling Ururun's flow of speech after Kenshin Himura's. The only reason I did that was because for the most part I thought it fit. I don't really have a good reason for changing Naruto's hair to mostly black. I might put a female Haku with Naruto as well I haven't decided yet. Naruto won't have Ashton's weird obsession with barrels, or at least I hadn't planed for him to. I won't break story flow to 'bash' anybody. I welcome pairing ideas. For anybody wondering how Ururun can shoot a jet of water out of her mouth . . . think Pokemon.

It's come to my attention that of all the fics I've read that Shino hasn't had one girlfriend. I plan to rectify this. However, it seems unlikely that any of the existing Konaha kunoichi would go for the "stoic bug boy." So I'm asking you the readers to help me decide.

The choices for Shino's GF are:

Fem. Haku:

Ino:

Kurama based Female OC:

Voting ends Febuary 17, or when I post chapter two. Whichever comes first.

Note: if I receive no votes, I'll go with option three.

Later!

Translations:

Sofu: Grandfather

Daiben: shit