Here we go, the unplanned sequel. But first, a few things to address. Some of you have been very patient with this story, and to those of you that have been, I thank you. However, others have not been. The reason I uploaded the Max/Billy story when I did was because I had an idea and I wanted to get it down before the idea left me. The other reason this story takes some time to upload is for a few reasons. The first being I am working on two stories right now, this one and my School of Rock fanfic [i suggest you check it out (if you don't mind almost gay porn)] and that one takes priority since I usually have more ideas for it. This story is also more difficult to right with all the different fight scenes I have to write and choreograph in my mind. And no, leaving reviews telling me to update sooner or commenting on different stories telling me to update will not make them come out faster, because then it'll feel like a chore and I'll feel less inclined to do it. Unlike School of Rock, this story has no set date for when the next chapter will come out. Chapters are done, when they're done. Now that I've wasted several minutes of both of our times, let's get started.


"I'm sorry, you're who now?" Max asked.

"We're your kids. We're from the future, now can we come in? It's freezing and Zyler's starving." The older boy (Cade) explained to Max.

"Max? Who's at the door?" Phoebe asked.

"Hard to explain," He said stepping aside letting the two boys in.

"Hey auntie," Cade said as they walked past her to the kitchen.

"Did he just call me what I think he did?" Phoebe asked her twin.

"Yeah he did. Get this, he said they're my kids from the future." Max told her.

"Well, I definitely see the resemblance." Phoebe commented.

"I don't!" Max said.

"He looks just like you with tanned skin." She was right. He and Max looked almost identical, aside for skin tone and height. However, Max's blindness to obvious details still went strong.

"I don't see it. Let's ask them some questions, that way if they're lying, we'll stump them." Max suggested.

"That's actually a good plan." Phoebe said surprised. "Why does you intelligence turn on and off at random. Do you just only hear every other word?"

"You just every word?" He looked at her confused. Phoebe couldn't tell if he was messing with her or being serious. She shook her head as the two followed the strangers into the kitchen. The younger kid had a bowl of cereal in front of him despite it being late at night. "So, my kids huh?" Max asked, acting casual.

"Yep," The older one answered.

"From the future you said?"

"Uh-huh,"

"That's pretty cool, what's it like?"

"About the same, except cleaner."

"Nice,"

"So, how far in the future are you guys from?" Phoebe asked, Max taking too long to get to the point.

"Well, it's twenty-eighteen, almost twenty-nineteen….twenty years from now." He answered.

"And you're how old?" Phoebe asked.

"Sixteen. And Zyler here, is almost thirteen."

"Zyler," Max said with a chuckle. "It's like they found a gayer way to say the name Tyler." Everyone gave him a look. "Sorry, but if you're sixteen, that means you're born in four years. I have a kid only four years from now?"

"That's what I just said." Max got up and pulled Phoebe aside.

"Ok, they're crazy. There's no way I have a kid only four years from now, I'm only eighteen. I'm gonna ask them who their mom is."

"What'll that accomplish?" Phoebe asked.

"I'm with Allison. If they know me, they'll say her. But she told me she doesn't want any kids."

"So, just to clarify, your plan is banking on her not changing her mind later on?" Phoebe asked.

"Pretty much." Max told her. He walked back over to the table with the two kids sitting at it. "So, I'm not sure if you're aloud to give spoilers or stuff like that, but who's your mom?" Max asked, looking back at Phoebe with a smirk.

"Simone Kickbutt." Cade told him without hesitation.

"What?! I'm sorry, what was that?" Max asked.

"Simone Kickbutt." He said again.

"Ok, now I know you're crazy. I'm dating Allison. Me and Simone are just friends, we don't even like each like that."

"Oh my God." Phoebe said to herself. And the stupid train continues. She thought

"What's going on down here?" James asked, walking down the stairs with only a pair of basketball shorts.

"Yeah, it sounds like Max was screeching." Billy said in only his boxers and one of James's shirts on.

"What were you two doing upstairs just now?" Phoebe asked, growing suspicious.

"Nothing." They answered quickly in unison.

"Really, because it seems like-"

"Nothing." They repeated, louder this time.

"Who are they?" James asked, pointing to the new kids.

"My kids," Max answered. "That I apparently have with Simone Kickbutt."

"What? What about Allison?" Billy asked.

"That's what I wanna know. Our relationship's going great, how is it that I have a kid with someone else in four years?"

"I mean, it's not your guy's sex life isn't-" Billy started but got a look from Max.

"I'd quit while you're ahead BillBill. I'll take care of this." James said before pulling one of Max's hairs off his head.

"Ow, what the Hell man?" James walked over and pulled one of Cade's, and was about to reach for Zyler when Cade held his arm out.

"I suggest you choose your next move very carefully." Zyler tapped him on the shoulder and signed something to his brother. "Yeah, you're right." He said sitting back allowing James to take a hair from Zyler's head.

"What are you doing?" Max asked.

"DNA test, I'll be right back." He said, sliding down into his and Max's room.

"So Billy," Max said placing a hand on his brother's shoulder. "What were you and James doing before you came downstairs and does it have anything to do with why you don't have pants on?"

"Maybe?" Billy answered.

"Do you think they'll believe us?" Zyler signed.

"They have to. It's the only way we can save our time. Besides, Uncle James is doing a DNA test, that'll prove we're telling the truth."

"This is great, once James is done, I can go back to my normal life where I'm dating Allison and everything's fine."

"Ok, I got the results." James said walking up the stairs.

"Sweet, well I hope you two had fun, but it's time to-"

"Congratulations Max, you're a father of two." James said placing the results on the table in front of him. Max sat there with his jaw hanging open. He looked over at Cade and Zyler who were smiling at him.

"So...Simone's you're mom huh?" He asked awkwardly.


Far away in a dark forest, a woman in a dark robe awoke. She stood up slowly, holding her head. "Where am I?" She asked. "Father!" She remembered everything. She was told by her father, Dark Mayhem, that he wanted her by his side. She heard a deafening sound before something hard hit her in the back of the head and that was it. She looked to the top of the mountain and saw the castle in ruins. "It can't be, Father's plan couldn't have failed could it?"

"Where did Mom say she'd be?" The woman heard the voice of a teenage girl nearby. She ran and hid behind a tree to watch.

"Over here, come on Stel, you're supposed to be the smart one." She heard a guy's voice that time. She saw as two figures emerge from the forest. The shorter, she didn't recognize, but the girl reminded her of Phoebe Thunderman. She thought with disdain. Wait, her hair, it was darker before wasn't it? And longer? Something's not right here. "Damn, we're too late" The younger boy said. "You know where our cousins are at?" He asked. The girl closed her eyes in concentration.

"Kyle's close to finishing his part of the mission," She gasped. "Cade and Zyler, they're gonna mess everything up!"

"What're those idiots doing?"

"Talking to their dad." She said with a sigh.

"Crap, let's go." He said as they fled the forest. The woman walked back into the clearing. Well, isn't this an interesting development.


"Well, that checks out." Colosso said as he began to pack his things.

"Dude, I know you're smart, but you're taking this well."

"What's hard to understand? You're from the future and you got back here because I invented something. Now come on, you said you're on a deadline right?"

"Yeah man, major bummer."

"Well come on," Colosso said getting in a van. "Are you gonna take all-" In an instant, the teen was sitting next to him. "day,"

"Don't gotta worry about speed with me bro."

"You are your father's son." He said starting up the van.


"Hey Simone, this is going to sound insane. Like completely insane, you probably won't believe me and if I didn't have it in writing, I wouldn't believe me. Right now, I'm looking at two people saying they're our kids from the future."

"And her reaction will be all the proof he needs to-" Phoebe began.

"She's screaming. Look, I get she doesn't like me but does the thought of being with me really scare her that much?" Phoebe looked at him, wide eyed.

"Billy, good news, you're not the dumbest Thunderman anymore."

"Thanks….wait was I before?"

"We're getting off subject." Phoebe said quickly. Max hung up his phone and returned to his kids.

"So, I'm guessing you guys don't have a place to stay?" He asked. They looked at each other before shaking their heads.

"Well, I'll have to do some explaining in the morning, but you are my kids apparently, so you can stay here. Do you two mind sharing a bed?" Again, they shook their heads. "Ok, then you two can sleep in mine, it's bigger. I'll stay in James's bed since he's apparently sleeping in Billy's tonight." He said loudly as the two of them sped upstairs. Cade and Zyler made their way to Max's slide a went down into his room. Max was about to follow them when Phoebe grabbed his shoulder.

"Hey, how are you going to tell Allison?" She asked.

"I have no idea." He said sliding down.

Back at the destroyed castle, The Cloaked Figure used her powers and sneaked past to guards, she entered the lab where the explosion took place. She scanned the room for clues to her father's whereabouts but found nothing at first, but then she saw a dim green glow and went towards it and found Dark Mayhem's mask. Father, I don't know where you've gone, but I swear I will find you.


Look at that, the sequel came out faster than a two-part chapter. There I made the joke. See you guys next time