Hi. It's me! - I'm here w/ mah friend Meghan! We were talking at her house not long ago and came up with this short random drabble...

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Once upon a time in the wonderful land of Kingdom Hearts, Kairi was once again in trouble. She had been captured by evil Myrna from Read It and Weep. Myrna had called on her minions the Gossiper, the Backstabber, the Best Friend Stealer, the Betrayer, the Dieter, the Fashionister, and the Insulter, all known as the Evil Clique of Populars, and were taking the beauty away from her because Sora wouldn't go out with Myrna, so she had to settle for Marco. Sora did not like that Kairi was being uglified(Yes, it is our own addition to Webster's). So he went to save her, AGAIN.

Now, that would be boring, wouldn't it? So he can't beat up Riku, he's good now, or Axel, he's kinda dead, that means he must beat up a girl. His mother told him never hit a girl, except for Selphie, she needed some sense knocked into her. Anyways, back to the story...

Well, because he was so chivalrous (a/n big word! WOOT! .) he decided not to hit Myrna and the Populars. Anyways, he couldn't have if he really wanted to because once he saw Kairi he went into shock and just sat on the floor repeating the words, need phone, Namine, need phone, Namine...

Donald, Goofy, and Riku got a call from Namine saying that Sora left her a message saying something about Kairi, Myrna, Populars, Ugly, and breakup. So Riku did his Riku thing and disappeared(a/n where does he go anyways?) and Donald and Goofy set off to save Sora. They both gathered theirequipment. They had gone no more than two steps when Daisy came running out of the castle saying, "Donald you can't go. You have Feathers Disease! Your tail feathers will fall out and you will get pneumonia!"So Goofy was left all alone...

He hadjournied a long way, which lead him to Myrna's high school. Whittaker High. He walked in. The place was deserted.(a/n of course it was no kid in their right mind would go to school in the summer!) He searched every room, except for one...THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!-dun dun da duummmmm- He was trying to go in with out going in, when The Evil Clique Of Populars grabbed him and pulled him in! Once he was inside he covered his eyes and ran around screaming like a girl. In the process he knocked out Myrna and the Populars and smashed the machine that was uglifying Kairi. She was back to her normal self again. Sora, noticing this, pulled out his cell phone and called Namine saying, "Never Mind."

They all lived happily ever after..(until Kairi was captured again...)

Epilogue

Myrna was caught between a rock and a hard place. The rock - the cheese fries,car,girl obsessed, but fine, Marco. The hard place - the deep and to Myrna even more fine Riku. (a/n no we are not Riku fangirls, but hello, it is Myrna we are talking about) So because Myrna thought he was finer she chose Riku. Marco is the only one who didn't live happily ever after because Jamie Bartlett left him for Connor. Also, Riku wasn't too terribly happy because he had to go out with Myrna. Donald got over his case of Feathers Disease and is now doing well, although he felt left out. Goofy is still haunted by the image of the inside of the girls' locker room. Sora and Kairi are doing fine, and Namine and Roxas are nobodies so we will not tell you about - Okay, Okay they started dating shortly afterwards.

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Wow. That was longer than we expected! We told ya it was going to be random... Meghan: But Goofy was finally the hero!

Yea thats true... . Oh and even though we said the movie we based it on the book(How My Private, Personal Journal Became A Bestseller) So until next time we are extremely bored,

Kat and Meghan