Hi! This is a song I made up in school about the Homunculi and what would happen if they were stuck in a barn. Enjoy!
One Day the Homunculi were in the Barnyard

One Day,

Lust was in the barnyard,

She did unmentionable things,

To the cows,

And then she cut them into little pieces.

One Day,

Gluttony was in the barnyard,

He ate all the biggest cows,

And then he ate the hay,

And then he ate the barn itself.

One Day,

Envy was in the barnyard,

He turned into a cow,

And lived amongst them,

Then he was taken to the slaughterhouse.

One Day,

Greed was in the barnyard,

He robbed all the cows,

And then he wove the hay,

Into some little strands of gold.

One Day,

Sloth was in the barnyard,

She didn't do anything,

Because she was too lazy,

And she didn't feel like it.

One Day,

Wrath was in the barnyard,

He fused with a cow,

And was doomed to moo,

For the rest of his life,

So he got pissed off,

And planted a bomb,

In a cow's neck,

Then de-fused with the cow,

And ran out of the barn,

And then it exploded,

And everyone died.

One Day,

Pride was in the barnyard,

He declared that he was superior,

To the cows,

And they were inferior,

And that he should be their supreme ruler

For eternity.

One Day,

The Homunculi were in the barnyard,

Wrath transmuted some balloons,

And Lust made steak,

And they had a party,

And Gluttony ate all the food,

So they all got pissed off,

But then they made more,

And continued their party.

END