He saw his mother fall from sorrow, but he continued riding on. Two weeks later, his mother found him.

"You're so grounded," she said.

"No, but I'm a knight, he said back. His mother took away his sword and wouldn't let him call anyone… to battle.

"Two weeks in your room. You didn't help me. "

"Ugh, fine, then can I have my sword back," he asked.

"Only if you promise not to kiss girls without their permission. BTW did you stop taking your meds?"

"Yep I stopped," he said.

"Well this is why you're acting so outrageous. What do you call a guy who goes off his meds?

"A Kanye," Said perceval.

"And give the maiden her ring back," continued his mom. "She'll get a disease if she doesn't get it back. What disease you ask, my son? Manophobia. She'll fear all men from now on cuz of you."

"Okay, I'll shove the ring up her ass cuz it's beautiful. It's from Kay Jewelers… Every kiss begins with… me, that's their catchy slogan right?"

"No," said his mom. "Go to your room."

So he agreed. His mom forced him to go to cooking classes with her. The worst part was she made him go to sunday school. The tests he had to take at sunday school were as difficult as fighting Grendel's mother. He liked god, but he thought God was a knight. If perceval lived today, he probably would have thought the video game fortnite was god. His mom took away his X-box though. So he couldn't play video games with his bestie Kay. If he had to be trapped on a deserted island and could only take one thing, he'd take his shirt his mom gave him because he just loves it too much. He refused to give it to goodwill. But he has a good will, he is a knight and will finally be willing to go to church after he was evil, and after he was ungrounded. I'm surprised the minister helped him, that's like if a priest was willing to help Voldemort… or Trump. That's scary shit.

Then Perceval was put on anxiety medication, and he lived happily ever after.