Playing the game

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers

Author's note: I had two glasses of chocolate milk in a row last night, then I was discussing some Calvin and Hobbes comics with my brother, specifically the ones where C&H play Monopoly. Then I wondered what would happen if the Autobots played with Mikaela and Sam and so...this is what came out of it.

"Six, seven, eight, nine." Sam said as he moved his token across the board.

It had been almost a month since Mission City and Sam and Mikaela had decided as long as the Autobots were there, why not teach them some things about Earth? Jazz, after being brought back with the last piece of the Allspark, had wanted to see what kind of "human games" there were. So now Sam, Mikaela, Optimus Prime, Jazz and Ironhide were sitting in the living room of the new Autobot base playing Monopoly which the Autobots found "interesting".

Sam picked up a Chance card. '"Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200' Shit." he muttered as he moved his token there.

"Sam, I don't see what human waste has to do with this." Ratchet said from the other side of the room, where he and Bumblebee were watching the game.

"No it's just that...aw forget it. It's just something teens say all the time. You wouldn't understand if we tried to explain it."

"I believe it's my turn." Ironhide muttered. He didn't have a lot of money left, but he had both utilities on the board and all four railroads. Everyone else had most of the property and had put hotels on all of it.

Mikaela rolled the dice and was moving Ironhide's piece, but she couldn't help but wonder...."Hey, Ironhide, why are you robbing the bank? You're not allowed to do that!"

"Everyone's got hotels on every piece of property and the rules don't say you can or can't rob the bank." Jazz said.

"It's just a game." the weapons specialist replied.

"If you're going to play like this, perhaps you shouldn't play." Optimus Prime said. "This game is already confusing enough."

So Ironhide wound up mortgaging both utilities and a few turns later when it was his turn again, he landed on Community chest and hoped that he wouldn't get a "go to jail" card.

Mikaela read the card, then said. "Basically, we each have to pay you fifty dollars it says on here. Is anyone here good at math?"

"That's $200 dollars total. I think you might win." Optimus Prime said.

"Oh no he won't because I've got more property than the rest of you guys combined and hotels on every piece of it." Mikaela replied.

Mikaela wound up winning the game and Sam simply said. "Hey, I got pretty close to what you had."

"I can't believe I lost to a female." Ironhide muttered. "And don't say-"

"I told you so." Mikaela said smiling. "Don't underestimate human girls; I just happened to have played the game more often than you guys."

"Are you sure you didn't cheat?" Optimus Prime asked.

"I didn't cheat, Optimus Prime. Now let's try a different game like...oh I don't know, Scrabble?" the human girl replied smiling.

Let's just say you don't want to know what happened afterward...

Author's note: Yeah I wasn't really thinking and well, I hope everyone can wait for my next story which is a Transformers Animated fan fiction.