El Squeeko: Well here's the story I promised you all. Special thanks to Mysticheero! Oh and, to fully understand what's going ona nd why this happened read my fic "No More Cheesie Poofs"
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing. If I did, Relena would die daily like Kenny from SouthPark.
Anime Tony Hawk: Let's get it on!
El Squeeko: He sounded so cool when he said that on that japanese gameshow that airs on Spike T, I think it's called MXC..
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(DUO POV)
It was a cool, calm, Friday night...
YEAH RIGHT!
I'm stuck in a jail cell with Heero and Relena "Princess Pink" Peacecraft is in the one next to us, sobbing her eyes out about how humiliating it is for her to be in jail and how she had no reason to be there.
AS IF!
She's the one who started the whole thing and got us here in the first place!
Well, I bet you're wondering why we're in jail at two A.M. right? Well here's what happened.
3 Hours Earlier
We had just arrived at the best sushi bar in town, according to Wu-Wu. We sat down , we being Millardo Peacecraft, Quatre Winner, Wufei Chang, Trowa Barton, my baby Heero Yuy, and of course myself, Duo Maxwell.
We were eating and chatting and then Wu-man ordered some sake. I had never had the stuff before so I tried some. It was pretty good so I had a few more cups, 7 or 8 I think. Trowa made me stop after 13.
Anyhow..I saw that they had a kareoke machine so I decided to sing something. I'm a pretty good singer ya know?
Like I was saying, I turned on the music and pressed a random button and the music to American Women by Lenny Cravitz came on. I kinda forgot the lyrics so I decided to make some up and go with the flow, ya know?
Anywho, the lyrics were pretty good. Here's a sample..
Relena Peacecraft, stay away from me!
Relena Peacecraft, lady let me beeeee!
Don't come hanging 'round our door!
Heero don't wanna see your face no more!
I was just getting into the groove when who should walk in but Relena herself. Man she looked pissed! I think if looks could kill, the God of Death would be keeling over right then.
I blinked a few times and stopped singing and next thing you know i'm on the ground with a hand over my eye. Man, Princess Peace sure is violent.
It was dark for a few seconds while the black dots in my vision cleared and Heero helped me up.
Next thing I do after i'm up on my feet again is charge at that pink wearing freak and throw a punch at her, I didn't get her but it grazed her ribs. I would have gotten her right in the gut if that stupid cop hadn't a tackled me to the ground.
Two grabbed me, three grabbed Heero, and one escourted Relena to the police station where we were charged with 'Disturbing the Peace' and 'Drunk In Public' for me. We also got a $300 fine each.
Back to Present
And that's where we are now, sitting in jail at 2:45 A.M. Good, here comes Winner to bail us out. As Quatre pays our bail and we're released I turn and glance back at Relena's cell, no one has come to bail her out yet.
I almost feel like asking Quatre to bail her out too. Almost.
I grin as she starts shrieking 'You'll pay Maxwell! I'll get you for taking away my Heero!! Heeeeeero! I love you!!! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOO!"
Wrapping my arms around my Hee-chan's waist I happily skip out the door, leaving the pink menace behind.
