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Chapter 1: Gluttony
In a big, beautiful mountain, a little brunette girl, whose eyes are the color of chocolate, and a giant cake with a strawberry hat walk hand in hand.
"Cake-sama, where are you taking me?" The little girl asks. She was curiously looking around, noticing that the trees of this wonderful place were made of chocolate.
"It's a surprise, Yui-chan!" The strawberry cake replies, smiling at the child.
"Awww...are we almost there?" She asks, eager to find out their destination.
The cake just grins at her as it watches Yui squeal with delight when she notices where they are. She runs towards the falls infront.
"Caramel!" She shouts, looking back at the smiling cake. "Can I get some? Pleaaaase, Cake-sama?"
The cake nods.
"YAY!" Yui says as she bends down to dip her finger into the caramel when suddenly, she falls down and splashes into the caramel.
"CAKE-SAMA, SAVE ME!" Yui said as she shot up from her seat, her hand reaching up as if expecting someone to grab her. The girl had some drool on her face, giving everybody a heads up that she was having a nice nap.
Her eyes shot open and she saw her class laughing and giggling at her. She blinked a few times before she noticed a very angry Sawako glaring at her.
"Yui-chan, Cake-sama will never save you so si-" Sawako was cut off by the school bell ringing.
Yui scratched the back of her head, smiling innocently at her teacher, "Ehehe...Gomen ne, Sawa-chan." She said with that puppy dog look of hers.
The teacher just sighed. "Next time, Yui-chan, please try to pay attention in class, okay? And stop calling me Sawa-chan."
"Hai, sensei!" Yui said, bowing her head. The class giggled again. Yui really never ceased to amuse them. Be it her clumsyness, her out-of-this-world logic, her amazing advice or her personality.
Sawako sighed once more, adjusting her glasses. "..Class dismissed." She said, picking up her book from the teacher's table and exiting the classroom.
The students then started fixing their things as Ritsu approached the chocolate-eyed girl.
"Cake-sama? Seriously, Yui?" The amber-eyed girl said, chuckling. Then out of the blue, Ritsu stood up straight and put on a serious look. "Private, report on the Dream case!" She said in her commander voice, the one that could make any girl fall for her.
Yui immediately saluted, "Captain, I was in caramel falls and then I fell in, ma'am!" She said, mimicking those soldiers she sees in video games.
"Caramel falls? What the he-" Ritsu cleared her throat. "...As you were, Private Hirasawa." She replied, letting Yui drop her salute.
"Anyways..." The drummer said, reverting to her original persona. "Let's go already. Mio's waiting outside, and Mugi already went ahead." She said as she pointed her thumb back at the door.
"Okay!" Yui said as they both left the classroom, met up with the bassist outside and headed for the clubroom.
"Tadaima!" Ritsu said with a grin as she entered the clubroom and threw her bag onto the bench, Mio and Yui following her. The lead-guitarist immediately went to Ton-chan to play after saying hello to Mugi.
"Okaeri." Mugi said with a smile, actually sounding like a housewife. The blonde was placing a huge gift box on the middle of the table.
"What, no kiss on the cheek?" Ritsu pouted before wincing in pain when Mio's fist landed on her head.
"R-Ritsu, behave!" A slightly red Mio scolded as she started walking over to Mugi to help the girl with the box.
"Itaii! W-what was that for!" The band leader said, rubbing the new bump on her head. Then, her frown turned into a cheeky smirk as she sneaked over to Mio, wrapping her arms around the girl from the back.
"Hmmmm? Is my Mio-chuan possibly jealous~?" Ritsu said, her breath tickling the bassist's neck. She rest her head on the taller girl's shoulder and whispered into her ear. "You know I love you~"
Mio shuddered as her face turned a deep shade of red, her fist shooting up and smacking Ritsu on the face, causing the girl to free her from her hold. She said nothing else as she helped a dreamy-looking Mugi unwrap the box.
"B-baka Ritsu!" Mio thought to herself. Ritsu's breath on her neck...Why did it feel good? "W-what am I thinking?"
"This is what I get for being very loving? Oh, the pain!" Ritsu said, interrupting Mio's thoughts and doing a dramatic pose.
Ignored.
Ritsu pouted, giving up for now and going over to Yui who was playing with their turtle.
Mio sighed, her blush dying down. Did she actually feel jealous of Mugi..? She shook her head, getting rid of that thought.
As she finally finished helping Mugi unwrap the box, she tilted her head to the side when she saw a beautifully designed red box. "What is this, Mugi-chan?"
" It's a cake!" Mugi said happily. "My father just came back from France. He was given this cake by the President, and said that we could have it." She said it as if it was nothing.
"The P-President! Are you sure it's okay we eat this?" Mio asked
Mugi just nodded and opened the box. "Oh, strawberry cream cake!" She said, pleased with the type of cake.
Mio saw a blur of brown.
"CAKE-SAMA! I HAVE FOUND YOU!" Yui said, reaching out for the cake as if it were going to disappear any second. Ritsu had to pull the girl by her collar to prevent her from embracing the delicious-looking cake.
"Down, Yui! That isn't Cake-sama!" Ritsu said, still trying to stop the girl from grabbing the cake. It proved to be a difficult task, for her arms were already starting to hurt and her feet were sliding.
"Cake-sama! Why! Why didn't you save me!" Yui cried out, still reaching out for the cake. Tears were already forming on the edges of her eyes.
Mugi giggled, gently grabbing Yui's hands. "Calm down, Yui-chan." She commanded, "If you behave, I'll take Cake-sama out of his box and then you can have your talk."
As expected, the ojou-sama's powerful calming powers worked on Yui. The girl stopped struggling, though her eyes were still glued to the cake.
Ritsu finally let go, bending her arms.
"Damn you're strong." Ritsu said, taking her seat and resting her arms.
Mio just sat down next to Ritsu, mumbling something about Usa-chan becoming friends with Cake-sama.
Yui took her seat, staring at the cake. Ritsu was afraid the girl would pounce on the poor dessert.
"Hey...where's Azusa?" Mio asked, noticing the girl was nowhere to be found.
Upon hearing her loveable kouhai's name, Yui stood up. "I know where she is!" She stated. Yui placed the tip of her index and middle fingers on each side of her head. "Three...two...one..." She whispered.
The door opened and in came a slightly red-nosed Azusa, "S-sorry i'm late, senpais... I had to go to the infirmary an..an..a...ACHOO!" The rhythm guitarist covered her mouth with her hands as she sneezed. The band was surprised to see Azusa sick, since the girl was usually very healthy.
"My senpai senses worked!" Yui said with a squeak as she rushed to the smaller girl as if she didn't care about her kouhai being sick.
In a blink of an eye, Yui was already clinging onto the poor little girl, rubbing her face on hers.
"A-ah! Senpai, stop! I'm—ACHOO!"
"Aww...Azunyan is so cute~" Yui said, ignoring the younger girl's protest.
Mio looked at Azusa, worry in her eyes. "Are you alright, Azusa?" She asked, sounding like a concerned big sister.
Azusa nodded when she was free of her senpai's hug. "It's just a cold, but thank you for your concern, Mio-senpai." She said, walking to the table once she placed Muttan down.
She took her seat, Yui going back to hers.
"You gonna survive the day, Nakano?" Ritsu asked, also a bit concerned.
"H-hai. I already took my medicine, so I should be fine.." She said, smiling.
Ritsu had to hold in a laugh when she heard Azusa's voice. She sounded alot like Yui right now. "I wonder if we should record Azusa singing..." She thought to herself, a mischievous grin forming on her face.
Mio noticed her best friend's look and hit her lightly on her lap, shaking her head when she had Ritsu's attention.
Ritsu pouted, mouthing "you suck".
Mio shot her a death glare, causing Ritsu so sit up straight and behave.
"Would you like some tea, Azusa?" Mugi asked, back with plates and a cake knife. She placed a plate in front of each girl, then proceeded to cutting the cake. She placed one slice on each of the girl's plates, reserving one slice for their adviser.
"Ah...Y-yes, please." Azusa said after she thanked Mugi for the cake.
"How about you guys?" The keyboardist asked the rest of the band.
They all nodded, thanking her in advanced.
"Okay then." Mugi said with her motherly smile. She turned and headed for their "mini-kitchen" to prepare some tea for the band.
"So... since Azusa's sick, I say we cancel practice for today." Ritsu said in a serious manner. Of course, she was just using the little kitty as an excuse.
"It's okay, Ritsu-senpai...I can play. We don't have to cancel the pra..pra—pr...ACHOO!" Azusa sneezed so hard, her face hit the cake infront of her. When she recovered from the sneeze, she had icing all over her face. Her face turned a bright pink, embarrassed at what just happened.
Mio stood up, getting her handkerchief from her pocket. "Azusa, are you o—" she was cut off when Ritsu burst into laughter, pointing at the kouhai.
"Yui, look! It's Cake-sama!"
"Azunyan! You're cake-sama!" Yui said, looking at the icing-covered Azusa.
"S-senpai, i'm no— NYA!" Azusa squeaked when she felt Yui lick some icing off her cheek.
"Oohhh... Azunyan tastes good!" Yui said as she licked some more icing off of Azusa, from her cheeks down to her jaw.
"Y-YUI-SENPAI! S-ST-STOP!" Azusa said, trying to push her senpai away when she was already nibbling on her ear. Her face was as red as the strawberry on the cake, andshe felt the room getting hotter. "S-stop—ah-"Wait, no! Senpai! I have icing on my lips, do—" "mmph—"
Too late.
Yui's lips were pressing on Azusa's, the latter's eyes wide. "M-my first—MY FIRST KISS!"
Then, they heard glass break, causing Yui to pull away.
Mugi seemed to be frozen or something—she had that dreamy look in her eyes, as well as some blood flowing out of her nose. She wasn't moving.
"Mugi-chan?" Yui asked as she tilted her head to the side. "Ne, Ricchan, what's wrong with Mugi-cha- ...Ricchan?" Ritsu was also frozen in place, her eyes wide. Mio was next to her and had the same look.
"Azunyan, Azunyan, what's wrong with them?" She said, tugging on her kouhai's sleeve.
Azusa's eyes were still wide. "Yui-senpai..stole my first kiss...and .. and ... she licked..."
"Ehhhh? What's with everyone?" Yui asked herself. "Oh well~" She said, then continued eating, using this opportunity to steal the "heart" of everyone's cake, the precious strawberry.
Even though Azusa's body was frozen, her mind was still active. "Senpai...do you know what you just did?"
Suddenly, the door to the clubroom opened and Sawako walked in. "So, I made new outfits for your next performa-"
"..."
"Sensei! Would you like some cake?"
AN: I hope you guys liked it. Do forgive me if I made a mistake, or if something seems wrong.
I don't update regularly, so I don't really know when the next chapter will be up.. orz
~Side note: Thank you senpai for giving me a summary XD~
