Author's Note - this is my first fanfic so idk. hope you enjoy it anyway. i welcome any flamers and criticism :D
Warning: If you do not like BL, boy love, yaoi, or anything related i suggest you click the back button.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything related to it. I just own this story.
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Naruto Uzumaki was not happy. No sir, he was not. Want to know why? Well, it all started this morning, when he was late to school. Again.
"SHIT! I'm going to be late again!" Naruto yelled, jumping out of his bed. He grabbed his faded blue jeans, trying to put them on quickly but failing shamelessly. As he jumped up and down trying to get his pants on, his clear blue eyes looked at his clock indicating he only had fifteen minutes left until school started. Despair hit him and he quickly zipped up his pants, finally getting them on. He looked around his room for a shirt to wear and grabbed a white button-up shirt on the floor and quickly put it on. Naruto, satisfied with his look, grabbed his book-bag, put on his chucks, and made his way out the door of his apartment. He looked at his watch, telling him he only had ten minutes left. He sighed. He was never going to make it. Just as he put a hand through his spiky blonde hair, he spotted a skateboard on the floor. It didn't look like it belongs to anyone...
"HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY SKATEBOARD!" a boy around the same age as Naruto yelled. Naruto looked behind him as he skated down the street and gave an apologetic laugh before he sped away. Six minutes left! He had to hurry. Dodging senior citizens and other passersby, the school gates came into site. "YES, wait, NO!" Naruto yelled, as the gates began to close. Other students nearby were thinking the same thing, as he heard endless yells around. He sped up as he watched the gates get closer and closer to being fully closed. He couldn't be late, again!
"Damn it!" Naruto cursed under his breath. He was late again! Now he was outside in front of the school, doing those stupid aerobic exercises as punishment. He could hear the other students in the building laughing at him and the other students who were late. "This is totally stupid," he mumbled, but apparently the P.E. coach heard him.
"What was that, Uzumaki?!" the coach yelled, standing in front of Naruto. Naruto scrunched up his face. Man, did that coach have bad breath.
"Nothing, sir," Naruto said calmly, trying to avoid the coaches morning breath. Did the guy even brush his teeth?! The coach noticed how Naruto seemed to lean back away from the coach's face. That pissed him off, naturally.
"Is something wrong with my breath, Uzumaki?!" Naruto winced. Damn, he didn't need to get in anymore trouble. "Well, you idiot, is something wrong?!"
"Yes. Your breath smells like crap and I suggest you take a mint," Naruto spat out. He was so not an idiot. He was a very smart kid. He just hasn't shown how smart he was yet. When the P.E. coach started fuming, that's when Naruto agreed that he was idiot for opening his big mouth. "I'm so sorry, sir-"
"DETENTION!" Crap.
The rest of the school day went just as horrible. In every class, he had got into some trouble; most of the time he didn't even do anything. In science, his partner blew up the experiment but he was the one who everyone blamed. In English, he somehow had someone's work and was accused of cheating. In art, when he wasn't looking, his clay statue had somehow turned into a dick. That teacher was a huge homophobic and was freaking out when he saw it. Just because his clay turned out to be a dick didn't mean he was gay. He was bi, thank you very much. And let's not forget lunch time when he was on the roof. Remember the guy who owned the skateboard? He and his group of friends found Naruto on the roof and had beaten him up for taking his skateboard.
Now here he is, Naruto Uzumaki sitting in detention, band-aids on his face and sulking. He was not happy. That P.E. teacher wasn't making it any better with his preaching. Just then the bell rang indicating everyone had to leave the school.
"Finally!" Naruto yelled and was out the door before the P.E. teacher could even say anything. The walk home was like any other day, quiet and lonely. He watched as families passed him by, couples, and groups of friends. Everything he didn't have. Well, he had Iruka but he wanted more.
"I'm home!" Naruto said when he opened his apartment door. He was greeted by a worried guardian.
"Naruto! What happened to you?! You look horrible!" Iruka started, going to mother hen mode.
"Iruka, calm down, some kids just decided to use my face as a punching bag," he answered calmly. There was no point in lying to Iruka. He would've caught him in the act.
"Oh my god! Are you okay?!"
"I'm fine, Iruka. I'm standing here and can talk, right?" Naruto sighed. He should have lied. "So how was your interview at that private school you wanted to teach at?" He began trying to change the subject. Luckily, it worked as Iruka's eyes started to shine. Naruto sighed in relief.
"I got the job! They said I was the perfect person for it!" Iruka said happily as he walked Naruto to the kitchen, where dinner was already on the table.
"That's great!" Naruto exclaimed. "Won't it be a long commute from here to there though?" he asked as he sat down across from Iruka. That's when Iruka's face fell. Naruto didn't like that.
"Yeah about that," he started, "it's a requirement that I move to the teacher's dorms over there..."
"So you're leaving me here?" He said calmly but in his head he was bawling. 'DON'T LEAVE ME HERE IRUKA!!'
"Of course not!" Naruto's face lit up. "I've asked the school if I could bring you with me, and they've said yes, but you will have to live in the student dorms and transfer in as a student. School expenses will be free since I'm your guardian and a teacher there. That's only if you want to come with me though..." Iruka said nervously. "I mean, we just moved here last month and I don't know if you want to move again."
"Of course I'll go with you!" Naruto grinned. 'This place sucks and a private school is bound to be better! And it's FREE!' he thought in his head. You could see a chibi dancing around happily. Iruka smiled happily at Naruto's response. He then started to chat away how cool or awesome the school was and that Naruto was going to love it. Naruto listened to his guardian while he ate his dinner happily. He just didn't know what he was getting into.
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iOchibi - Alright I'm done!
Yukito - Where's my screen time?!
iOchibi - Wait until the next chapter!
Toya - Why are you two arguing? Yukito is iOchibi and iOchibi is Yukito right? It's like your arguing with yourself.
Yukito/iOchibi - ...i feel stupid.
Toya – So does that mean you put yourself in your own stories?
iOchibi/Yukito – ….yes.
Keito – lol.
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