Disclaimer:If only I owned Inuyasha and any of these songs…if only…

Sing Me A Song

Kagome glanced at the school bulletin board and saw the opportunity of a lifetime. She just had to sign up! She was the 60th girl to sign up for the school singing contest but she didn't care. She had to sign up. She had to win. That was her favourite store, she needed that 1000 shopping spree, more than Sango, Eriko, Kikyo, Ayame, Eri, Ayumi or any of the other girls that signed up. That store was her life.

Kikyo smirked, "I see you signed up, eh? Well you'll never beat me I have the voice of an angel."

Kagome rolled her eyes. "I know, I hear it every night when you're moaning out guys' names."

Kikyo snorted and turned away. Kikyo smiled, "I never heard you deny anything."

Sango sighed, "You signed up, too? So you're my competition."

Kagome laughed, "Not even, you're not even at my level."

"I will blow you both out of the water!" Eriko exclaimed and received some skeptical looks. "Honest?"

Inuyasha nodded, "She can sing. Really."

"We'll see," Sango replied, "We'll see."

At the first night of the competition, Inuyasha, Bankotsu, Miroku and Yuki took their appropriate seats, front row center. And the show began. It started with Sango, she was in black leather pants and a fuchsia tank. She sang There You Go by P!nk.

Please don't come around talking bout that you love me
Cuz that love shit just ain't for me
And I don't wanna hear that you adore me
And I know that all you're doing is running your mind games
Don't you know my game beats these games
So your best bet is to be straight with me

Miroku sat there blinking, "Is she talking about me?"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "How am I supposed to know? Hear the whole song first."

Bankotsu glared at both them, "Shut the hell up! I didn't come here to hear teatime with dumb and dumber. I came here to watch a bunch of bimbos make a fool of themselves."

So you say you wanna talk, let's talk
If you won't talk, I'll walk, yeah it's like that
Got a new man, he's waiting out back
Now what, what you think about that
Now when I say I'm through, I'm through
Basically, I'm through with you
Whatcha wanna say, had to have it your way, had to play games
Now you're begging me to stay

Chorus:
There you go, looking pitiful
Just because I let you go
There you go, talking bout you want me back
But sometimes it be's like that, so
There you go, talking bout you miss me so, that you love me so, why I let ya go
There you go cause your lies got old, look at you
There you go

Inuyasha nearly laughed at loud, "Sounds like it's about you."

Miroku looked down at his popcorn sullenly, "Is that really how she feels about me?"

"Hey, Sir Chats-a-lot, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bankotsu shushed them again.

Please don't come around talking bout how you changed
How you said good-bye to what's-her-name
All it sounds like to me is new game
And I was right when I thought I'd be much better off without you
Had to get myself from round you, cuz my life was all about you

So you say you wanna talk, I don't
Say you wanna change, I won't
Yeah, it's like that
Had your chance, won't take ya back
Now what, whatcha think about that
And when I say I'm through, I'm through
Basically I'm through wit you
Whatcha wanna say
Had to have it your way, had to play games, now you're beggin me to stay

"Am I really that bad?" Miroku replied.

"Does this look like the set of Dr. Phil?" Bankotsu whispered harshly.

"Fine, I'll shut up," Miroku couldn't help but be frustrated at his friends' lack of concern.

Repeat Chorus

Oooh, don't you wish you could turn the hands of time
Don't you wish you still were mine
Don't you wish I'd take you back
Don't you wish that things were simple like that, oh
Didn't miss a good thing till it was gone
But I knew it wouldn't be long, till you came runnin back
Missing my love, there you go

Repeat Chorus 3x

So there you go, there you go

Sango walked off and then a bunch of other girls went. Then it was Kagome's turn and she came out in tight blue jeans and a black shirt that showed her cleavage. She sang Whenever, Wherever by Shakira.

Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence

Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten Million ways to love somebody

Miroku lightly jabbed Inuyasha in the ribs and Inuyasha glared at him. "Shut up, Miroku," he hushed. Then Bankotsu glared at both them and Miroku rolled his eyes.

Le ro lo le lo le, Le ro lo le lo le
Can't you see
I'm at your feet


Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear


Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Miroku grinned slyly at Inuyasha. Inuyasha merely growled, "There you go." And Miroku's smile fell right off.

"Do I have to rip your lips off before you shut it?" Bankotsu warned.

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

Miroku nearly burst out laughing at Inuyasha's tomato red blush.

"Could you guys…oh…I don't know…SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bankotsu nearly screamed.


Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Le ro le le lo le, Le ro le le lo le
At your feet
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Le ro le le lo le, Le ro le le lo le
Think out loud
Say it again

Le ro lo le lo le lo le
Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes

Miroku nudged Inuyasha and both Inuyasha and Bankotsu whispered, "If you don't shut up, I'll kill you."

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Then it was Ayame's turn. She had on an orange tube top and miniskirt. She sang Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift.

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see
That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
And she's got everything that I have to live without

Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny
That I can't even see anyone when he's with me
He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night

"It's so obvious that this is about Kouga, it's sad," Miroku commented.

"I don't see what you can't understand about shut the hell up. It's not that hard a concept," Bankotsu snarled.

Chorus:

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do

Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?
And there he goes, so perfectly,
The kind of flawless I wish I could be
She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love
Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause

Repeat Chorus

So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down and maybe
Get some sleep tonight

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart
He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
He's the time taken up, but there's never enough
And he's all that I need to fall into..

Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see.

Then Kikyo stood in a red genie costume. Miroku was already raising his eyebrows and nudging Inuyasha before Kikyo even began to sing SOS (Rescue Me) by Rihanna.

Intro
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know... I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like… so real

Verse 1
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
I'm aggressive just one thought of closing up
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy 'cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help

Inuyasha blushed right through that entire section and Miroku could barely contain his laughter. Bankotsu could barely contain his fist.

Chorus:
SOS please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
I can't take it, see it don't feel right
SOS please someone help me
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

Bridge:
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

Verse 2
Just your presence and I second guess my sanity
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My tummy's up in knots so when I see you I get so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take on me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
CD version: Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight
Video version: Take me on, I could just die up in your arms tonight.
I'm out with you, you got me head over heels
Boy you keep me hanging on the way you make me feel

Chorus:
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making (Y.O.U.) this hard,
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

Bridge:
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it ('Cause you on my mind)
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone come and rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

Boy, you know you got me feeling open
And boy, your loves enough with words unspoken
I said boy I'm telling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do it's true
I'm going crazy over you,
I'm begging

Chorus:
S.O.S. please somebody help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard (are you making this hard for me, baby?),
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

Inuyasha blushed through that part too.

Bridge:
This time please someone come and rescue me (someone rescue me)
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind got me losing it ('cause any time)
I'm lost you, got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me (best of me), I'm losing it

Outro
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala
Oh oh

Eriko came in wearing a flowing jade green gown. She had a passionate love ballad to belt. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.

"This out to be good," Bankotsu remarked.

"It will be," Inuyasha replied.

"I doubt that," Miroku had no idea.

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

"It's so…so…beautiful!" Miroku commented.

Bankotsu frowned, "If it's that beautiful, why are you still talking!"

"I told you," Inuyasha sighed between bites.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Bankotsu turned to the source of soft sobs. "Oh my god, before you were talking and now…you're crying! Your death will be my fault."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "You're so…" Then he rolled his eyes again.

"It's so beautiful," Miroku kept sobbing.

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

While Eriko finished, Inuyasha could hear a soft sniffling beside him. "Yuki, are you okay?"

"Yes, how's it going with the one who can keep his mouth friggin shut!" Bankotsu sent a death glare at Miroku and received an apologetic shrug.

"Oh…yeah," Yuki hesitated.

Inuyasha sighed, "You're crying aren't you?"

Bankotsu rolled his eyes, "You're all pussies."

Yuki sniffled, "I've just got allergies!" Then he got up and sped away.

Shortly afterwards, the guys met up with the girls.

"Where's Yuki?" Eriko burst out.

Inuyasha shrugged, "I don't know, he said something about allergies then bailed."

Eriko's shoulders slumped, "Why'd he run away?"

"Obviously because he didn't want to be exposed as the pussy he really is," Bankotsu replied, not helping any.