its here! so u can stop badgering me . cough -- xPyrusAngelx -- cough XD like always r&r or in this case leave itachi a message!

Disclaimer: me no owns Naruto or anything affiliated with it... kishimoto-sensei dun like to share .


Hi, you've reached Itachi's Moving Chocolate Factory...

Itachi-sama is currently killing... er... occupied at the moment... i

f you are Sasuke press one and yell "i love u onii-chan" and he'll answer...

if this is Orochimaru press 2... Akatsuki? press 3...

if u are an undead still living member of the massacred Uchiha clan exluding Sasuke press 4 and leave your address...

if you are looking for random h-bombs... you've got the wrong place...

are you an idiot...cough i mean valued customer of Itachi's Moving Chocolate Factory? then press 5...

if u are the lazy butt employees of this establishment... you're fired...

calling about the job openings? press 6...

if this is Ebay looking for the three million dollar pikachu payment... then this is Orochimaru Cosmetics...

not any of those retards? leave a message or better yet... leave me alone...