Well, it's late and I'm bored. So I'm gonna entertain you guys with this that I thought up earlier. ENJOY!!!


Naruto was with Iruka at the Ichiraku Noodle Shop, scarfing down as much ramen as he could get his little hands on. Iruka was just there to pay. All of the sudden, the blue faire came out of nowhere and hovered over Naruto.

"I am the Blue Faire! Here to help you…" She started. But being Naruto, Naruto had to intervene.

"Yeah yeah lady. Look, I'm tryin to eat my ramen here, so just go screw off." And with that, he went back to his beloved ramen. The Blue Faire was offended at this, so she waved her magic wand over him.

"You're such a sick little fuck, that I will now turn you to a rock!" She yelled, poking him in the head, and creating a blue puff of smoke. Iruka hadn't noticed a thing, and was still eating his ramen.

"Huh? What?" He looked down at Naruto's seat, and saw that Naruto had been turned into; you guessed it, A ROCK!!! Naruto started bouncing up and down.

"HOLY SHIT! I'M A FUCKING ROCK! TURN ME BACK YOU SICK BASTARD!" He yelled at the sky, trying to make the faire come back. Sensing that Naruto was upset, Iruka grabbed him and shoved him roughly into a backpack, while he walked away to where Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura were, on the bridge. After a few minutes, Iruka got to the bridge, and everyone jumped on him.

"WHERE THE HELL IS NARUTO YOU SHITHEAD OF A SENSEI?! WHERE?!" Sasuke screamed, grabbing Iruka by the collar and shaking him violently back and forth. Everyone was staring at him, so he stopped and leaned back on the nearest pole.

"Not that I care." He said smoothly. Sakura walked up to the now dazed Iruka.

"Um, seriously dude. Where the fuck is Naruto? He was supposed to be here half an hour ago!" She yelled. Iruka pulled Naruto out of his pack, and dropped him on the ground.

"GODDAMN IRUKA!!! DON'T YOU EVER CLEAN OUT THAT FUCKING THING?!" Naruto screamed. Sakura stared in wonder at Naruto Rock. Kakashi was reading his perverted book, and Sasuke let out a high pitched scream and jumped out the nearest window; falling to his death. Sakura picked up Naruto and started shaking him back and forth really fast, while she was crying.

"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?! I WAS SO WORRIED!!" She screamed. Naruto Rock was stuttering to say something.

"I'm… sorry…. I was…. eating…. ramen!" He yelled. Sakura just kept crying louder until she threw him into the wood of the bridge.

"AND I KNOW YOU WERE WITH HINATA LAST NIGHT! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????" She screamed. And before letting Naruto get a word in edge wise, she picked him up and threw him in the river; where he drowned to his death. A few seconds later, Hinata showed up and threw herself into the river, which was only a few feet deep. So she ended up crashing. After that, Iruka got up and he, Kakashi, and all of the other surviving members of the show all went for ice cream.


THE END!!!! All rights reserved. Property of This Co. Doesn't Exist Co. And since you have read it, you and you're soul will be forced to eternally walk the earth, in search of the Naruto Rock, Sasuke's body, and whatever the hell happened to Sakura. Thank you for your time.

When someone eventually finds Naruto Rock, please tell me. Because you will be starring in my sequel! SO TELL ME!