Stipulation: I SO yearningly wish I owned them… but deplorably, I do not…

***Xiaoyu and the Bad Dream...^***

One night Xiaoyu had a terrible dream… but this wasn't just any other dream, this was a nightmare…

It all started when Jin turned down her raging sexual libido. She got upset and went wondering the trashy, downtown streets. All of a sudden, she saw Yoshimitsu off in the distance. She his from a sudden attack of fear, but something clicked. He spotted her, and their eyes met. A weird feeling came over Ling… it was love…

Ling followed Yoshimitsu back to his castle in the mystical, sparkling, pretty, glittery, glowing clouds. They were beautiful clouds… damn…

While he was gone, Xiaoyu slipped into Yoshimitsu's bed of mashed potatoes and pink, fuzzy stuffed animals. He could not help himself as he slowly undressed her. Her whole body shook with excitement, and with fear, because this would be her first time. As she de-robed him from his pink, fluffy bunny suit.

His small blue, dead dick came to life, and grew purple and swollen size. As he thrusted into her, all she thought was I must be dreaming...

…All of a sudden… she woke up… And she thought it was just a dream… but then she realized she was naked. As she turned over in the bed, she saw Yoshimitsu's dead body…

He must have died from the shock of sex…

Or HIV… (Probably)

The End…

(Or is it…?)