A/N: My friend told me I should write this story and I liked the topic because Cilan, in my opinion and his, is STUPID! Review please :3


Team Rocket Finally Gets a Life

"B-but why?!"

"Because you smell! Now get out of my sight!" Jessie and James were at the black market for selling pokemon to sell Meowth. Meowth walked away in shame while the dealer was handing Team Rocket the money.

"Let's get the hell out of here." They did the Michael Jackson moon walk out of the front door.

~Meanwhile~

"So, we're going to do this or not?" Iris asked.

"The skies are as blue as delicious blueberries growing in the spring," Cilan, being as stupid as usual, made his 'famous' food joke that no one likes because he's stupid.

"I'll take that as a yes." Cilan, who was naked with Iris in a tent, leaned his head in and licked Iris's pussy.

"Mmm your pussy was as delightful as strawberries with whipped cream!" Cilan Exclaimed

"Get the fuck out."

~Back Before Meanwhile~

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! WE'RE RICH!" Jessie yelled as she bathed in a pool full of cash.

"Hell yeah we are!" James was lying beside the pool counting the money. "LET'S GET LAID!" James suddenly stripped naked and Jessie was blushing.

"Let's do it!" James jumped into the pool and started 'doing' it.

~Meanwhile…Again~

As Cilan eats one of his famous dishes, he choaks on his food. The others watched him as he choaks to his death. Ash and Iris dumps the body into a random lake and a Gyarados swollows it whole.

THE END