This is a one-shot about a slightly depressed Toothy and an unsucessful attempt to cheer him up
This is based on the Ferret song
Don't flame me
Toothy sat on the bench crying incessively. "Whats wrong Toothy?" said Flippy, who was walking towards him
"I'm Sad..."
"Well no shit Sherlock!" Flippy mocked. "I'll sing a song that will make you happy! It works on Flaky so..."
"I'm not Flaky! And I don't like singing..."
*Music*
An apple pie,
A bright blue sky,
a breezy meadow in July!
An ice cream bar,
a shooting star,
the sound of a steel guitar!"
"Great for you Flippy but..."
"I love the feel of rain,
wearing a hat and cane,
tiffany window panes lovely to see!
Rust on a window sill,
the feel of a dollar bill,
Vacations in Brazil fill me with glee!
These are all the little things that make me smile!
This is all the stuff that makes life worth while!
Everybody knows the Berlin wall is a lie,
so lets sing about the things I like and don't be shy!"
"When were you in Brazil, and whats with the wal..."
"A strip of lace,
a pretty face,
eugenics really makes the case!
Counting Sheeps,
and froggy leaps..."
A car alarm goes off a few feet away and Evil Flippy takes over
"Touching Flaky innapropriately while she sleeps..."
"What!..."
"I love the feel of grain,
the SCREAMS of a man in pain,
Blood coming down like rain,
Showering ME!
That everlasting thrill,
during the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill,
got caught by Scott and Yard,
These are all the things that make me smile,
this is all the stuff that makes life worth while,
one day I will EAT YOUR BRAINS and it'll be great!
So lets sing about the things we like, and meet your FATE!..."
"Umm,... great, err, I loved it..." Toothy sarcastically whimpered.
"You are a gay whore, aren't you!" Evil Flippy barked.
I do not own the 'Ferrets song' or Happy Tree friends
I thought it would fit perfectly?
If it didn't like it don't comment
