Lil' Red in the Hood Screenplay

AN: Kay, so this is how I think that the fairytale Little Red Riding Hood would play out if it were to take place in this century. I wrote it in the form of a screen play because my goal was to make it into a mini projection staring my friends and I. Although this doesn't acctually pertain to the storyline of The (amazing) Sisters Grimm series, I thought it fit well wih the whole fairytale theme. I am hoping to possibly write more 21st century fairytales, but untill then, enjoy!
P.S. Review and be completely honest. Thanks!

Cast

Lil' Red- ________________________________

The Wolf- _______________________________

Grandma- _______________________________

Mother- _________________________________

Setting 1- In the kitchen

Mother- (gathering things from around the kitchen) "Red! Come down here please!"

Red- (runs into the kitchen holding her i-touch and earphones in. attitude.) "What is it mother?"

Mother- "I need you to take this basket of goods to your Grandmother's house. She hasn't been feeling well lately so I thought a visit from you would cheer her up."

Red- (sigh) "Ok, but I was going to play with Goldilocks today." (Takes the basket)

Mother- (walking Red to the door) "Promise me you will be safe."

Red- (nodding but looking at iPod) "ok ok whatever…" (Walks out the door)

Shot from outside in front of the house

Mother- (Sticking head outside the window) "Don't talk to strangers! Is your phone on? Remember not to go off the path! I love you!"

Red- (doesn't look back humming to her music)

In the forest

Red- (hood up texting Goldilocks. Shot of the text reading.) "Ugh I h8 my mother. she's makin me go to granny's house to give her a basket of food")

Goldilocks-(texts back "How dare she. We were gonna go spy on Little Boy Blue!")

Red-(Texts back) :( G2G c ya l8r

(Takes out her iPod and is playing with it)

Red is walking along listening to her iPod

Wolf behind a tree

Wolf - (walks up to red)

Red- (takes headphones out of ears) "Um…you really need to shave."

Wolf- (looks at camera and then back at Red, in forced sweet tone) "so where are you going darling?"

Red- "Uh…Granny's house down the road but I was supposed to be going to Goldilocks' house."

Wolf- "I see. Poor girl. Oh! You know what? I have heard of a shortcut that leads right into the clearing where your grandmother's cottage is!"

Red- (wide eyes) "Omg. Where?"

Wolf- (smiling) "Oh, you just need to travel strait to the left and follow the…the mushrooms. Ya. You follow the mushrooms and they will lead you right to your Granny's cottage. Then with the time you saved, you can still go to Goldie's house!"

Red- "You are a life saver." (She goes said direction)

Wolf- (walks down the path. duh duh duuuuuuh.)

Granny's Cottage

Granny sitting in bed petting the cat.

Wolf sneeking up

Granny petting cat and humming

Wolf

Granny

Wolf sneeks in the door.

Granny screaming

Shadow of wolf eating the grandma. (Screams)

Red walking in the dark. Long time has passed.

Red finally gets to granny's cottage and knocks on the door. No one answers. She enters.

Bedroom

Wolf- (Is in the bed dressed as granny)(Red enters) "Oh hello darling! How lovely to see you! Do come in!"

Red- (staggering in) "Ugh. Some jerk told me about a shortcut and when I took it, it wound up taking me longer to get here!" (muttering- "follow the mushrooms")

Wolf-(taking out bread from basket) "Come sit down and have a piece of cake."

Red- (sits on the bed and takes the cake) "Wo, grandma, your ears are huge!"

Wolf- "The better to hear you with my dear."

Red- "Uh, what's with the yellow eyes?"

Wolf- "The better to see you with my dear."

Red- "Granny, why is your nose so long?"

Wolf- "The better to smell you with my dear."

Red-(looking at her black nails) "And…what's with the claws…your supposed to file them in a pretty square shape like mine."

Wolf- "The better to scratch you with my dear." (big grin)

Red- "Hmm…ok." (She starts eating her cake.)

Wolf- (muttering to himself) "oh my god. This isn't the way the story goes!"

(Smiles really big)

Red- "I thought you lost all your teeth granny…and why they are…so…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Wolf- "What are you screaming about? I didn't even say 'The better to eat you with my dear.' yet! You are ruining the whole fairytale!" (Gets up and walks away)

Red- (stands up) "Wait. Where are you going? You are supposed to try to eat me remember? And then I save the day by blasting Ke$ha really loud in your ears."

Wolf- (annoyed) THAT'S NOT THE WAY THE STORY GOES! THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT THE STORY TO GO! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WOODCUTTER? AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR GOTH LOOK AND STUPID ATTIDUDE? YOU DON'T SEE THE VALUE IN THE GREAT ORIGIONAL STORY!" (Walks away)

Red- "Can I at least have my Grandma back?"

Wolf- "Umm…no sorry. Maybe next time."

Red- (shrugs and walks away)

Wolf interview-

I do my best to stay true to the original story and them this stupid girl has to go ahead and ruin it. The original story didn't have iPods and it was Little Red Riding Hood, not Lil' Red in the Hood! Oh, and who is Ke$ha? What a nightmare.

Red interview-

I don't see the problem with mixing up the story… wait I'm getting a call, (no I'm in an interview I have to go ok I'll call you back when I'm done.) so anyway what's up with that wolf guy I think he was over exaggerating. And who doesn't know Ke$ha?!?! What is he living under a rock???

I hope you liked my first attempt at writing a fan fiction:) I'd luv to hear how it can improve. Thanks!