Is Married Life Easy?
Chapter 1: Bradley and Neptune
(This particular set of one shots take place after A Crazy Boy and a Beautiful Love and A Shade Of Green and Purple. A/N.)
-Planeptune- Bradley slept soundlessly in his bed without a shirt on and was wearing his purple pajama pants. Neptune snuck up to his left side and pounced right on top of him. He lets out a stream of air from his nose as he sat up in his bed.
"Really?! You couldn't just sit next to me?!" Bradley scolded Neptune.
"Baww… You're too bent up. Can't you just loosen up?" Neptune giggled as she hugged him.
"I thought last night was all about loosening up…" Bradley muttered as he looked down at his newlywed wife.
"Well, yes… But, you still owe me for last night. Sooo… How about some service?" Neptune smirked devilishly aa she tapped his nose and kissed him.
"What kind of service?" Bradley asked as he looked into Neptune's sky blue eyes.
-Later- Bradley walked up to Neptune as he was dressed in a goofy butler outfit, holding a tray of eggs and bacon out in front of him.
"Why am I doing this?!" Bradley groaned as he looked at his loving wife. Neptune giggled and transformed into Purple Heart.
"Because I need some service… Trust me. I won't be irrational," she smirked as she also changed into a purple nightgown, "Now… Rub my feet."
"Neptune, you're being irrational…" Bradley told her.
"A husband is supposed to care for his loving wife, is he not?" Purple Heart smiled as she crossed her legs.
"Oh, boy…" Bradley sighed as he knelt in front of Purple Heart and began to rub her feet. Soon enough, Histoire hovered in.
"Pardon me… I hate to interrupt," Histoire told them as she hovered up to them.
"Histy… My Hubby is giving me a foot massage. What seems to be the problem?" Purple Heart sighed as she looked at the tome.
"It is… Noire, Vert, and Blanc wishes to speak with you personally," Histoire told her.
"Well… Put them onscreen, Hubby. We have business to attend to," Purple Heart ordered.
"I'm not your slave… Geez," Bradley grumbled as he walked over to a large blue screen and turned it on. 3 separate screens appeared on the one screen.
"This had better be good… Hubby was giving me a foot massage," Purple Heart pouted.
"Only you would take advantage of that man like that, Neptune…" Vert sighed as she shook her head.
"Listen… We heard about your wedding. We wished we could've attended… But, national security was a pain in my ass," Noire told Purple Heart.
"You know we wouldn't miss out on one of the most important days of your lives, you 2," Vert told them. Purple Heart sighed and nods her head.
"I know… It's just… We finally got the peace treaty filled out, too. But… I just wished that you would've been there. It was so beautiful," Purple Heart told them, "It was as beautiful as IF and Harley's wedding. It's one of the first times that I've ever seen Iffy cry… It was so cute!"
"Uhh… You're going off track again," Bradley told Neptune.
"Oh, right… Ahem! What is it that you need from me?" Purple Heart asked seriously.
"Well… We wanted to throw you a proper bridal shower," Vert told Purple Heart.
"I think it's a little too late for that," Bradley muttered as he continued to rub Purple Heart's feet.
"Well, if you insist on giving me presents…" Purple Heart giggled.
"Neptune!" Histoire scolded Purple Heart as she glanced at her.
"Kidding! Look… You don't really have to do this for me," Purple Heart told them as she looked down at the ground.
"We want to do this… To make it up to you," Blanc told her, "Besides… Brian is riding my ass about it this whole week!" Blanc's attitude changed from calm to pissed in 2 seconds flat. A vein appeared on her forehead as one of her eyes became blood red.
"Yowza! Calm down, woman!" Bradley panicked. Blanc sighed and shook her head.
"You good?"
"Yeah…"
"Why are you rubbing Neptune's feet?"
"I rocked her panties off a little too hard last night… And, I owe her now," Bradley sighed.
"Don't say it like that!" Purple Heart blushed as she slaps him in the back of the head.
"Oww!"
"-Sigh-… Ignore him. If you want to go through with this, I won't have any objections. How long will it take for you ladies to set up this bridal shower?" Purple Heart asked the other goddesses as she looked back up at the screen.
"About 2 weeks at the most… The fewest amount of days will be about 3 or 4 days if we pull some all-nighters," Vert said as she folds her arms across her chest, "I will have to finish up my 3 games that I have on standby and I will help."
"Where should we have it?" Purple Heart asked.
"Well… That's gonna be a problem if you leave it to us," Blanc said honestly.
"Well, then… I choose Leanbox," Purple Heart said, "I heard the sakura blossoms are beautiful this time of year over there."
"We have no objections to that," Noire said.
"That was easy! Well, then… How about some pudding?"
"Don't push it…" Bradley and Blanc said at the same time.
"Aww… Okay. Well, I leave it in your capable hands," Purple Heart smiled.
"Bye," Blanc said as she turned off her screen.
"Have fun… But, not too much fun," Vert teased as she also turned off her screen as well. Noire was left there with a stoic look on her face.
"Is there something wrong, Noire?"
"Umm… Nothing. I'll see you soon," Noire said as she turned off her screen as well.
"Wonder if Noire needed to talk about something," Purple Heart said as she looked down at Bradley.
"There… All done. Is there anything else, my lovely goddess?" Bradley smirked as he looked at her.
"You don't have to say it like that…" Purple Heart giggled as she leaned in to kiss him.
"I love you, Neptune…"
"I love you too, Bradley…"
"I can't honestly say the married life is easy… But, I wouldn't have it any other way," Bradley thought as he laid his wife down onto the bed.
(Uh… I'm not much of a romantic writer… But, I can be funny whenever I want! Random and short, I know… The next one will be longer and my favorite pairing! A/N.)
(You owe me as well, pal! Neptune)
(Oh, shut up… A/N.)
-End Chapter 1-
