Gamer: Hello, everyone! Welcome to "The Minecraftian Interviews"! I'm here with my buddy, Crisper! Say hi, Crisper!

Crisper: Hey, everyone!

Gamer: So, for now our little chat room is empty… Well, I guess this means it's closing time. Well, to you readers (yes, I am breaking the fourth-wall. Sorry bout dat!), be sure to leave plenty of questions and dares for your favorite MC:SM characters, and give questions and dares to Crisper, Ocelott, Itscartooncookie, LonelyWhistler and I (Gamerwhogames). They can be about virtually anything, but nothing too inappropriate, now. Think about the kids.

Crisper and Gamer take a moment to think about the kids

Crisper: Man… those kids are sooo crazy.

Gamer: I know, right? Well, see you soon! Close it, Crisper!

Crisper: (closes it)