"Look Closer" (A Kyman story)
Nothing is really what it seems. You can look on the surface, but is what you see the truth? Or are you blinded by something? If you look closer, sometimes you will see a completely different side of a story. Look closer. This is a Kyman story, and is in Cartman's point of view.
Ah grunted. Is it time to get up yet? Ah looked at mah alarm clock. It would be in two hours, ughh. Ah couldn't fucking sleep ever since a nightmare-err-dream. I had dreamt of Kahl dying, and trying to save him but coming a second too late; Kahl-died. Then at the end, you might not believe this, but ah was holding Kahl's body crying. Why would ah care? Seriously I'm Cartman, what the fuck is wrong with meh? Kahl is just a filthy jew. I could care less about a stupid kike; and err-it's not real anyway. Not that ah would uh-care if it was..
Well, do I really hate Kahl? Of course ah fuckin' do. He hates meh, (who could hate this hotness?), so why would I like him? Ah gotta have mah pride. But does Kahl really hate meh? Does Kahl really HATE meh? Truly HATE me? Ah doubt it, because the truth is.. Ah don't hate him either. I've learned that ah don't know what I would do with Kahl. Ah guess.. well ah can't live without him. Did ah just admit that? Well… it's true. Kahl is mah best friend. Even if he doesn't know it. But he always has been , ah guess. It's not like we act like best friends, Stan is his best friend. But in mah mind we are.
Wow, meh and a jew, best friends. Heh. Those ginger jew curls. That jersey face. That faggot green hat, mines so much kewler. That smile. That cute smile. Woah. Wait. What? Ah did not just call Kahl cute. Ah did NOT just call Kahl cute. Ah'm just not mahself right now. Ah'm really fuckin tired, and ah'm thinking weird. Yeah that's it. But is that really it? Whatever, ah'll just try to get back to sleep.
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FUCK. Ah, can't fucking sleep. Fuck my fucking life. It must just be cause ah feel bad, for always being mean to Kahl, yeah that's it. It's mah conscience. Maybe ah should try to improve our friendship. Yah, ah'll invite him to sleepover. Yah, that's it. Not just because I feel bad, because ah did decide he was meh best friend after all.
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Ah need to stop damn tossing and turning. Struggling to goddamn sleep. All this thinking has made mah face kind of err-hot. For some reason mah body keeps shivering. Ah'm not shivers of cold, but nervous shivers. Mah nerves were going crazy, but why was ah nervous? Meh body is shaking. Why am ah feeling this weird feeling in the pit of mah stomach?
Whatever. I wonder what meh and Kahl are gonna do tomorrow. Maybe get ah pizza, play xbox hang out. Ah'm fucking hungry. He better not ditch me for that faggot, Stan. Ah wonder if him and Stan are secretly fucking? Seems like it. Aye, why do I feel, errr-jealous? It's not like they really are.
Ah'm not saying I would want Kahl to fuck meh. Hahahahaha, meh fuck Kahl more like. Kahl would never be doing the fucking, always receiving like the little Jew whore he is. I'd pound into his ass, so hard. He wouldn't be able to walk right for a week!, haha. Yah, ah wouldn't be gentle at first, ease it in. Nah, ah'd pound right into his ass ], and make him cry, scream, pray for mercy. Mah huge boner would make him yelp. Yah, I'd totally bone him. Just uh, theoretically speaking, uh about the little Jew slut Kahl is. Yah, that's all. It would be kinda funny to seduce Kahl, just to see his pain. Yah, haha ah'd do that. Why do my pants feel so tight? Ah did not just totally just get a hard-on for… Kahl. Ah'm not ghay. Ah'm NOT ghay. Ah'm just not in mah fucking right mind. Right.
