A/N: Yeah, this is what happens when I get bored and can't get Hetalia off my mind. I know I'm not the first to do this, but I feel that if things like this are made, then they need to be shared. XD With that said, this is my attempt at roleplaying as America messing around with Cleverbot. I don't have very much practice roleplaying as Hetalia characters, so sorry if he seems a bit ooc. I'll try better next time.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot.
~Le Random Prologue~
America layed on his couch lazily, half heartedly running through a round of Battlefield on his Play Station 4. Oh God, he was booooooorrrred. With a sigh, America sat up, before wincing at the prickling pain that met his legs and thighs.
"Damn legs falling asleep again... Its only been like, 8 hours since I've moved!" America stretched before trudging into the kitchen to grab a leftover McDonald's take out burger from the fridge. He stumbled disinterestedly through his somewhat messy living room, before something caught his eye.
The door to his office was creaked open a peek, and inside was England's laptop (which had been left there by mistake on his last visit) just waiting to feel the press of his fingers typing against its keys.
With newfound joy, the American rushed into the hallway and started towards the door. Maybe he'd play some Happy Wheels or something? Whatever! it would be fun, no matter what he chose to do.
A few hours later, America was bored again. What? It wasn't his fault he had a short attention span! He'd only spent a tops of 3 minutes per game while surfing the web. But soon, he came across something that caught his curiosity with a hook.
"Woah, dude! What's this Cleverbot thing? People seem to like it! Being the Hero, its like, my duty to know what the people I'm protecting like! I better check this chat thingy out!" He smiled obnoxiously and clicked the link.
America: Yo, Dude! How's it going!
Cleverbot: Very well.
America: Well, My name is Alfred! Alfred F. Jones! What's yours?
Cleverbot: Feliciano Vargas!
America: *Manly Hero Gasp* Italy!? Woah cool dude! I didn't know you knew about this site!
Cleverbot: I wish to learn to know you better.
America: Okay cool! So, you wanna be like bros or something? :D
Cleverbot: No I just listen to music right now.
America: That's cool. What kind of Italian music are ya listening to? :D
Cleverbot: Slow music. Will you sing me a song?
America: Uhhhhhm. I dunno if I'm a very good singer, but I guess I could give it a try. Say, have you been hangin' around France a lot lately? Why are ya listening to slow music? Is it that sappy crap that only pervs with no actual love life listen to?
Cleverbot: No.
America: Oh! Okay! ^_^. That's cool, dude. :) :) :) :)
Cleverbot: Are you blind?
America: No! But I do wear Texas 'cause my vision isn't as awesome as it used to be. But I'm not blind or anything!
Cleverbot: Same here.
America: Really? I've never seen you in glasses before.
Cleverbot: But I have seen you.
America: O_o Dude, that's kinda creepy
Cleverbot: What you are?
America: I'm America! And I'M THE HERO! :D :D
Cleverbot: America.
America: Yeah dude?
Cleverbot: How are you?
America: Pretty cool! IN FACT, I FEEL GREAT TODAY! JUST LIKE THE HERO SHOULD! :D
Cleverbot: Do you like them a lot?
America: Like what a lot?
Cleverbot: Nothing. Let's sing Friday by Rebecca Black!
America: How about no... Do you seriously listen to that song!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: Italy, I knew you were weird but... This goes to a whole other level of weirdness!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girld.
America: Dude, you totally mispelled girl! And I'm a BOY! A DUDE! GUY! MASCULINE! THE HERO! NOT "HEROINE"! You already know this! Jeez, Italy!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
America: I'm really starting to question whether you are Italy or not, dude.
Cleverbot: Really?
America: Yeah, really. You haven't mentioned pasta through this entire conversation!
Cleverbot: Why? You are boring me
America: :( Dude, that's harsh!
Cleverbot: You're harsh.
America: What!? No I'm not! I'M THE HERO!
Cleverbot: Then who's the villian?
America: All evil doers! I'm here to help everyone and save the world! Duh!
Cleverbot: Ok. What is the Turing test?
America: The what test?
Cleverbot: Turing test.
America: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Pick.
America: Uhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Cool.
America: *Picks up cell phone and dials England's Number* IGGY! I THINK YOUR COMPUTER'S BROKEN!
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
America looked at the screen in confusion. That certainly was an interesting site... A grin began pulling itself onto his face as the confusion melted away into hilarity.
"AND INTERESTING SITES MUST BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD!"
America quickly opened his email and sent the link to every country he knew.
Cleverbot was too much of a gift to ignore.
A/N: Yup, that's pretty much it. I have one with China too, but I don't know if I'll ever post it because I think it may be a little TOO OOC. I hope this made you laugh somehow. It isn't the funniest one out there, but I did chuckle a little while making it Cleverbot, Y U SO RANDOM? xD
Big Internet Hugs to anyone who noticed that when America reprimanded Cleverbot for misspelling something, he misspelled the word 'misspelled'. Oh 'Murica, what we gonna do with u?
Please Review, my pretty little petals and tell me if I should do more of this crappy stuff!
-With Love, from Rosemary
