Stuff you can do with a stopwatch

I've watched clips from Torchwood where Jack and Ianto are talking about the many uses a stopwatch has, so I decided to write a few of the uses I could think of for a stopwatch. I've only put down 5 things, add your own to the mix. Should be fun to read them all. =)

1. Perhaps time how long it lasts before they both collapse from trying too hard.

2. Ianto to time how long it takes Jack to figure what he means when he's being dirty - or like Jack!

3. See how long Ianto can last during roll-play before becoming submissive to Jack.

4. See how long Jack can keep his hands off Ianto in the workplace - and other places.

5. Time how long it takes for Ianto to groan when Jack has his way with him!!

I could give you more but I'm sure you've got some ideas of your own. Am I right??