Hitori no Kissu

A/N: Title Translation: One Kiss

Hmm… What to say? Well, pairing is MinaXFEM!Naru! XD

Complaining? Well, too bad! – I don't wanna hear it! :P

WARNINGS: Very high percentage of incest as main pairing! Implied stuff! Language on several occasions could be felt as revised (sort of…)

Anything else? OH! If you DON'T LIKE THIS STORY, don't READ IT!!!!!!!

Clear? Good. It better be! Don't review of you're gonna be mean, either.

Chapter One: An Accidental Kiss

It was terrible. It was… wrong…

So why did it feel so… right…?

My life is so messed up.

Now, you could be (or currently are) thinking 'What's so messed up about your life?' Well, the answer is simple – because of that kiss…

Now, I know you'd be thinking 'What are you – some kind of sissy?' And, my answer is 'NO,' after all, it takes not the weak hearted to become a kunoichi, and, being a Jinchuuriki and all, being weak hearted is a big 'no, no.' And, I'll have you know, Judas, the Traitor, in order to signal the Jewish authorities had kissed the Christ as a sign that he was the one to arrest – and that during the Christ's arrest a boy in linen cloth had stripped naked and was running away from said authorities – but that's not the point. The point of the matter is, I liked it, the sweet taste of… him

OK, now I think I'm just confusing you. Let's start with an introduction.

My name's Naru Namikaze – daughter to the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, and Kushina Uzumaki. I'm just one of your not-so-average teenage (I'm 15), blond, blue-eyed, Konoha, Jinchuuriki kunoichi. I live with my father, my mother died when she gave birth to me, from birth complications, I'm told – a bit depressing to know to let you have life, your mother had been sacrificed – but I'm getting on in life. Hmm…My likes include ramen, practical jokes, my father and my 'precious people.' My dislikes includes a certain hebi-teme, bastards, assholes and… did I mention bastards? I'm sure I did. My hobbies… well, I'll admit it, I'm a closet pervert – now just shut up, besides, – a woman can be a pervert too (not that I'm proud to be one…well, I don't really care either way…)! My goal is to become Hokage – sort of – not really; I'm not really interested with all that paperwork, thank you very much.

Wow… That was long-winded.

Oi! Kit, aren't you a bit forgetting of the matter at hand?

The matter at hand, as in, right now? Oh, right, the whole other person underneath me that I'm lip-locking with…

Can't I go back to that later?

Oh, damn it, kit! Just freakin' hurry UP!!

Oh yes, before I forget, let me introduce you to the one… the only… The Nine-Tailed Fox (da-da-da-daa)! I met Kyuubi a while ago, very nice demon, I must say, but, I guess that's because Kyuubi's a girl. Yes, that's right; Konoha's shinobis got their ass kicked by a female demon – not that I'd tell anyone, lest the stupid rub off on me.

Look who's talking. Kyuubi snickered.

Sorry, Kyuubi, I can't – don't have a mirror. I answered back, man – that was a lame come back.

No, shit, Sherlock.

Language!

Like you're any better, right, dearie?

Shut up!

Right… well, back to my crisis…

Now, where was I? Ah, yes, the whole lip-lock thing…

Well… Let's see…

| Flash Back… |

I was just having a shower, since I just got back from my mission a little while ago, and, just as I came out, my Dad had come home (it was pretty late at night). I stared at him for a while before realising I only had a towel on – Oh damn it! Flustered, I hurried to close the bathroom door, being the clumsy being I am, I ended up tripping over something on the bathroom floor – geez, some ninja I am.

As I so desperately tried to regain my footing, I grabbed to the closing thing (or person) closest to me – which happened to be my father. Now, this is where I swear that I had no hidden intentions. Honest!

Anyways, as I had tried to regain my footing, Minato just had to lose his footing – great, we're a bunch of klutzes – too. Subsequent to this, I had landed straight on top of Minato… With my lips… landing… on… his…

My body froze – well, looks like my second kiss was an accident, just like my first.

My thoughts went wild. I absentmindedly that Dad tasted a tad bit of Green Tea. I knew all that tea wasn't good for him.

| Flash Back End |

And, that was the current predicament I was in, at this very moment. Now, I know I really should've gotten off him by now, but I just…couldn't find it in myself to do that. And, it looks like Minato wouldn't be moving in a while, if his stiff body was anything to go by.

Kit, get off him already, I know you're a pervert and all, but this could be considered as molestation!

Doesn't that only work when the molester is older than me?

That makes no sense.

Err… Right…

I slowly dragged myself off of him. A fierce blush decorated my cheeks. I shifted uncomfortably, holding tightly onto my towel, I glanced at Dad, only to avert my eyes quickly – my mind was going haywire.

I had to hand it to myself; I'm probably the only one with problems like these. I mean, when does someone have a sudden relationship that they are in love with their father? No, don't answer that, Kyuubi would probably laugh her ass off at me if she heard that.

Oh, wait, Kyuubi doesn't care about incest – did I forget to mention that?

Well, next thing I know, I could be bi-sexual, for all I know!

Of course, I think Kyuubi's bisexual… But that's not the point!

"I… I'm… Sorry… Dad… I…"

I really didn't expect Dad to hug me.

I heard a choked sound.

Wait! Was he crying?!

"Dad…? Dad! Please stop crying, please!"

I didn't know what to do – my Dad never cried on me before – besides, why is acting to out of character?! (Cue Authoress sneezing…) WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO, AND WHAT DO I DO?!

Kit! Shut up! I'm trying to sleep here! Now SHUT IT! Rape your father for all I care – NOW SHUT IT!

Hey! That's low!

You're a ninja – deal with it!

Shut up…

"… Naru…"

Oh, shit! This is… bad! BAD, BAD, BAD! No~! Please, oh, please… I didn't just excite my Dad, did I?! Oh, shitty shit shit!!!

Now who has a language problem?!

Shut it!!

Damn it! What – how – am I supposed to answer him?! Someone please help me~!

"… Yes… Dad…" I answered quietly, cursing myself for my nervousness – I'm Naru Namikaze, damn it!

"Naru… I'm sorry…"

You know, this is like one of those scenes in Ero-sennin's books… What's next, he's going to confess his love for me?

"I love you, Naru." He wrapped his arms around my waist, his tears wetting the slightly wet towel.

Oh, well, shit – me and my big mouth.

Hey! You're forgetting about me!

I thought you were taking a nap!

I was – now I'm not.

You're impossible sometimes!

I know.

"… Dad… What are you…? You're joking – right?" Please let it be a joke – this is incest, damn it!

I thought you didn't care.

Of course I CARE!

Whatever.

Thanks for nothing…

You're welcome.

"I'm not… Naru…" He looked up at me, his eyes expressed so much – lust, longing, love, sadness, regret – all the feelings he had swallowed for weeks – years even – came out in that one instant.

I couldn't look away – that'd be like denying a child of love, extremely cruel. I didn't know what to do, but my arms traced around Dad's – Minato's – shoulders, pulling him closer towards myself. He looked up at my face, and I looked back. "Minato…" I began; I felt a shiver run down his spine as I said his name, I leaned down so that my forehead was touching his. "… I love you, too…" I had always loved my father, and, only recently, had my feelings felt so… intoxicating. I didn't know if I could do it… But I did do it. With all the passion I had, I kissed Minato, with all my desire I had felt, all the love, the hurting I had been through, everything – nothing was hidden – nothing could be hidden.

And, just as I had not withheld anything, Minato didn't either – I could practically feel his relief (literally). Minato started getting bolder – I didn't stop him – I couldn't, I couldn't be denied my pleasure… I couldn't deny his pleasure…

And, so starts my relationship with Minato – my father, the Hokage, and now, my lover. I love him, and he loves me, I don't care about 'rights' or 'wrongs' – as long as I have Minato… I can do anything… Because that's the vibe I get from him, and that's what he gets from me.

Strange, not a moment ago I was in denial, next thing you know, you're being pleasured by your father. Who would have thought? I know I didn't!

Because, when push comes to shove
You taste what you're made of
You might bend 'til you brake
'Cause it's all you can take
On your knees you look up –
decide you've had enough
You get mad, You get strong
Wipe your hands – shake it off
Then you stand… Then you stand…

| To Be Continued (maybe)… |

A/N: So… how was it? Good, bad? BTW I'm underage for lemons SO DON'T COMPLAIN! You better not complain or, I swear, I'll spam you! Bwahahahahahahah!!!

*coughs* Anyway, I hope you liked it. This was a originally a one-shot, but I can't do a one-shot to save my life. :P

Lyrics are from the song 'Stand' by Rascall Flatts.

Should I continue with the story, or should I end it as a one-shot – TELL ME PEOPLES! If not, I'll continue it anyway! :P