I just noticed that took down my garden of forbidden fruits so I repost it again rewritten now.


Ed sat in the garden. Al came out and smelled his brother. "Are you ready bro" he said, carrying out a bag of seeds.

"Yeah" said Ed who was a really hot day and took off his shirt.

He had rock hard abs. It was really sexy and Al groaned cause he was totally got turned on. But he knew it was wrong because it was his brother.

Ed tossed him the shovel and L started digging the wholes. Ed began to put the seeds in them. Soon Al got all sweaty. He began to take his shirt off too.

"Wait let me help you" ed said. Then he began to help his brother take off his shirt. His shirt was taken off and tossed to the side. It was a really hot and they were both getting very sweaty.

"wow you sure look sweaty" Ed said to Al and handed him a water.

"Thanks" Al said and took a drink.

Suddenly Edwad tackled Owl and pushed him up against the house an crashed his lips into his.

"What are you doing" Al said blushing a red scarlet crimson.

Ed unzipped his pants. "This will only hurt a little" he said.

Then he started plowing his brother. (Get it? Garden? Plowing?)

They both howled in ectasy as Edwad did his pleasure.

But then, suddenly, AL TOOK OFF HIS MASK AND IT WAS REALLY WINRY!

"Ha!" winry said "I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME"

"I CAN EXPLAIN" Ed said.

Then he used the powers of the rainbow alchemy to summon lady gaga.

"How is this going to explain your incestuous relationship with your brother" winry asked, looking up at the lady gagger.

"It wont! See ya sucker!" Ed said and he laughed an evil. Then he got in the gaga-mobile and flew away!

As soon as winry had gone, he turned to lady gaga. "Thank you for the lift" he said.

"Don't mention it babe" said lady gaggy, giving Edwardo a sexy smile.

"So Gaga" Ed said, trying to make polite conversation "Are those rumors about you having a ...you-know-what true?"

"Why of course" said lady gaga. Then suddenly she pulled off HER poker face and it was really...RAY MUSTANG! "I am here to steal your vertility!" he dictated.

"NOOOO" edward screamed but it was too late!