You guessed it! It's another commercial!

Emeria: Xemmy, I will tell them your secret.

Xemnas: You wouldn't dare!

Emmi: Then do the damn commercial!

Axel: Emeria Heyl doesn't own Kingdom Hearts. Xemnas' personality was inspired by Org. LIX. Jerry and herself belong to her though, and the idea for the series! =3 Can I get my cookie now?

Emmi: Good Axel. Still no cookie. You had the Repliku kill Zexion after all.

"So, if I do your commercial… you'll give me the Keybearer?" The girl smirked, "and I'll revive the Organization for you. Except Demyx and Roxas. They're my payment."

She dragged Xemnas to a studio. "Jerry~! I've got another one~!" A man walked out of an office wearing a rainbow colored mini skirt and a matching tank top with fishnets under it. Knee high brown boots completed the look.

"That's fabulous~ Emmi darling! He's so cute!" Jerry pulled Xemnas to the dreaded backdrop of commercials and doom.

Take one:

"Is this the part where I receive my heart? I love pie. My mother loved me. She helped me get ready for my wedding day…"

Take two:

"…and then I danced with my new husband. My dress flowed easily across the dance floor…"

Take three:

"… and that is why I always eat bananas. Oh, and DiZ lives in the castle crawl space. He like to take our peanut butter. Where am I? Why am I here?"

Take four:

"This is a public service announcement. Please beware of eating my hands. Even if they do taste like caramel, they will make you implode. It will also make you crave pie, and everyone knows all pie belongs to me…"

Take five:

"… and that is how I came into possession of an army of moogles. Any questions?"

Take six:

"This is a public service announcement. Please beware of Heartless and monsters patrolling the streets. They will try to kill you or take your heart."

… Xemnas never got his heart, or the Organization back. I even tortured him by sicking Sora on him…