No, I don't have a beta reader so prepare your eyes from bleeding too much XD Dunno from where this chappie came... -rubs temples- Hope you'll like it? i.i Ah please, don't take this chapter seriously, just wanted to have some fun with the funny songs XD



Don't you have?

Roxas quite simply didn't like Riku.

Being Sora's Nobody, then consequently be 'friends' with Riku was one thing. Being forced to hear Sora's lame attempt at singing those damn lousy things the whole day, courtesy of Riku's influence, was another thing.

Things like "I'll let you whip me if I misbehave", "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Chann--", "She bangs, She bangs!", "So take off your clothes…", "You touch my tra-la-la, my ding-ding-dong" and so on were the death of the poor Nobody. Who in the world could sing such things? Was that even music to start with or just an attempt of porn with rhythm? Who knew anyway…

Your average sunny day with blue sky and fluffy white clouds. The perfect day for the teenagers to hang out. Which also meant the perfect opportunity for Riku to introduce Sora to a new 'song'. Roxas felt like banging his head at the nearest lamp-post.

If only the brunet could leave things quiet at sleep time… No, even dreaming Sora would hum the goddamn songs and even get a little too excited… Oh life was so good.

"Sexy questions!!! Do you own an antelope? Sexy ques--" And there was Sora and Riku and ALSO Kairi for God's sake singing some 'happy song' in the middle of class. Yeah right, the teacher was simply talking to himself because none of the students were paying attention to his lecture. It was a fact that Roxas didn't like anything related to school, all thanks to someone's behavior, but he'd rather pay attention to the boring physics lecture than that!

Turning his attention to Kairi, Roxas tried to contact Naminé and figure how the girl could handle such situation or she was suffering as much as he was.

"Naminé...?" the blond mentally called, trying not getting the attention of his Somebody.

"Is that you Roxas?" the feminine voice answered him.

"Yeah… well…uh how can I put this…uh…" he slapped himself mentally for not being able to elaborate a coherent sentence out of sudden.

"Ouch!" Sora yelped. Oh joy.

"Hey, what happened?" Riku asked, stopping instantly with the happy go-go tune.

It was nothing. Roxas told Sora sternly, who in turn just laughed sheepishly and told his friends he kicked the chair leg hard.

"So… err… how can you…?" The blond almost cried at his blonde friend while making excruciating gestures.

"Ah! So that's what has been bothering you so much lately?"

Roxas just nooded eagerly while glaring daggers at Riku through Sora's eyes.

"Don't you have an iPod?" she asked while smiling sweetly, popping her earphones out to show her apparatus.

Sometimes he blamed not only Riku's magnificent taste for music but also Sora's smartness. Unfortunately, a Nobody could never choose its Somebody, right?


Yay! -hides herself behind a bush- It was about time I wrote something! T.T Hope you guys liked it... -plays with fingers- There will be more for sure. So see ya around

The songs mentioned here were (in correct order): Sexy Back (Justin Timberlake), The Bad Touch (The Bloodhound Gang), She bangs (Ricky Martin...or William Hung), Hot in Herre (Nelly), Ding Dong Song (Gunther), Sexy Questions (Songs to wear pants to).