"The Fear of Death often proves Mortal, and sets people on Methods to save their Lives, which infallibly destroy them." -Joseph Addison
Death... it can come at anytime, you could be sitting on your nice comfy chair, eating snacks, and BOOM you could choke to death or you're driving home from work when all of a sudden your brakes fail and you could go careening off the highway and fall into a river, but as a doctor it is my duty to save lives.
"DOCTOR THERE'S BEEN A CAR ACCIDENT! THIS MAN IS BLEEDING TO DEATH!"
"ALRIGHT COME ON! GURNEY COMING THROUGH! EVERYONE FUCKING MOVE!" I yelled as me and Maria pushed that gurney all the way to the O.R.
"OK What do we know about this guy?"
NAME: Brett Masters
AGE: 28
HEIGHT: 72.1 inches
WEIGHT: 175lbs
"Doctor there's internal hemorraging inside his chest area! There is glass lodged in his lungs you must be careful!"
"Thank You, Naomi"
-BEGIN OPERATION-
"OK Doctor open him up" said my nurse Naomi and that I did, and when I opened him up, jeez it was a fucking nightmare, glass everywhere!
"Forceps"
"Forceps" said Naomi as she handed me the forceps
So I began to remove the glass from the man's lungs and shockingly this orperation went swiftly, no big ass shard of glass protruding from the heart or anything, so after I got all the
glass out I stitched him up and he was done.
"Great Job my love!"
-OPERATION SUCCESSFUL-
"Thank You Naomi" Yes if you're wondering why she called me that it's because me and Naomi are dating, but let me get to introductions first, my name is Lionel Kennedy, I started out at
Caduceus 3 years ago where I met Derek and this guy named Avery and his wife Angie, they were cool but anyway back to my story, I've been Resurgam First Care going on a year now
and things seem to be going good and...
"LIONEL! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE WE'VE GOT TROUBLE! THERE'S A LITTLE BOY OUT HERE, HE'S COMPLAINING OF VERY HORRIBLE STOMACH PAIN!'
"Coming Naomi!" Yeah guys I gotta go operate, but don't worry I'll be back to tell more.
So I rushed into the lobby and I saw that little boy clutching his stomach and boy he looked bad, "Alright guys GET HIM TO THE O.R STAT!" and Maria and Naomi got him on a gurney and hauled his ass straight to the O.R
"OK Guys what's the diagnosis?
NAME: Gregory Sanchez
AGE: 8
HEIGHT: 47.3 Inches
WEIGHT: 58.4lbs
"OK Lionel, he's complaining of stomach pains, they sound bad, it can't be gas... let's put him under and open him up!" yelled Naomi
"Yes, hon"
-BEGIN OPERATION-
Alright, Greg let's see what's causing your stomach pains, I opened him up and I began looking around his stomach area, I couldn't really see anything, so I used my ultrasound and there
I found two little magnets in his digestive tract, pinching that delicate tissue, so I had to be careful, I cut him slowly but carefully and let me tell you I'm scared as hell, I love kids and I'd
never want to harm one, so I saw the mangnets and I used my drain and sucked both magnets right out. I stitched him up and everything was better
-OPERATION SUCCESSFUL-
So after some time I went to the recovery room to see Gregory, and there he was he had just woken up, his mother at his bedside
"Doctor, I cannot thank you for savingmi hijo [my child] I don't know what I would've done if I lost him, he was complaining of stomach pains and I thought it was the flu but it wasn't and I took him here, Gracias Doctor"
"No problem miss"
"Well babe what a hell of a day" Naomi smiled
"Yeah I know, and it ain't even quitting time" I said as I snuck a little laugh
