Sigh. That is the sigh... of a man with writers block. I tried thinking of EVERYTHING. I tried to make a marauders chat room 3, didn't work. I just don't know. SO, I will do a top 30 things that make snape mad. And, some of them might have been already used. I am sorry if this happens, and all credit goes to the person that made it first. Ok, here we go, in no particular order.

ALSO, big update. I will put on a new chapter to a random story every friday. It is the only way I can get all of my homework done, and still homework.

30 things to make Severous Snape mad!

Trick him into going into a moonlight stroll with Remus.

Trick him into going into a shower.

Give him shapoo and say it will make his hair more volumus. It would be even better if it was Sirius Black that said that, and he does the justin beaver hair flip.

stich on his cape: The cape of DOOM.

Tell him he should get more sun. Death Eaters might mistake him for Voldemort.

Ask him why his Patronus is so girly.

Tell him Harry Potter his real son.

If he gets scared, give him his teddy bear and say it will be all right.

Tell him, in a drauling voice, "10 points from grrrrrrifendooooooor."

Ask him how he can think a cute little puppy like Remus could harm him.

Tell him that you need some of his Snapepoo.

Follow him into the sunlight. After this, say "Poo. I thought you would SPARKLE!" In a London Tipton like voice.

When he walks into the room, play the death march.

When you pass him in the halls, play "So ya had a bad day"

Tell him that you hope he finds his botton.

Ask him to be your moustach buddy.

Throw him a rollerblading party, with Care Bears as the theam.

Push him into a wall saying "Bother!"

Blame him for Sirius Blacks death. Say that he should have taught Harry more Occlumency.

Ask him why he hates poor old Snuffles.

At the full moon, throw a wolf plush at him from the shadows.

Ask him why he likes his cloak so much.

When you see him in the hall, say "Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you where a vampire wearing a dress!"

Remind him that Harry has Lily's eyes.

After he gives his long, drawling speech at the begining of the year, ask him to repeat himself, but faster.

Ask him if he got the Defense Againts the Dark Arts job.

Put a Nagini plush on his chair.

Ask if you can oil your car with his hair.

Give him a snake for a present.

Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

Hahahaha! I think some of those where kinda funny. Ok, write in the comments where London Tipton is from! I know, I am such a kid for knowing that... but it was a funny show. Anyway, you would need to have watch some Harry Potter Puppet Pals to get some of this. They are really funny, and I recomend "Wizard Angst." I don't know why, but I think that's the best one. Oh, and PLEASE vote on the poll in my home page. I need to know if I should redo Marauders Mission. Thanks!