AN:/ Hi uys. Weeeelllll, I just got a really big Flame yesterday…. But im NOT gonna let that bring me down! So this one is dedicated to my friend Kiana! Keep on writing girl!

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God, I HATE black Friday with a BURNING PASSION. Here I am in Wal-mart at 3 o'clock in the FREAKING MORNING. What am I doing here you might ask? Wrestling a fat old lady for a coffee maker. Why? Because I'm hopelessly in love with Tweek Tweak, a spastic, adorable, loving, funny, coffee addict. So I hauled my butt out of our nice, cozy bed at 2:30 AM to buy my boyfriend a gourmet coffee maker.

How did this all come about you may wonder? Well, Tweek and I were on our living room couch watching this really cool show called South Park, when an advertisement came on for a gourmet coffee machine. Tweek was instantly glued to the T.V screen; he insisted that I go buy it for him on black Friday. Because he A) said it was the most amazing thing that hit the planet (besides coffee itself) B) because he gave me THE LOOK. You know, the ones little kids give their parents when they want something, you know, the one face no one, not even Cartman could refuse. And besides, it can make French vanilla cappuccino's… I like those things.

Anyways, I flicked off that goddamn T.V for giving the black friday idea to my dearest Tweek. Because ewe both know, if Tweek wants it, he'll find a way to get it from me. Even when it means driving all the way to North Park at 3 AM and fight a fatass to get it.

When I finally got to the cash register after fighting a old woman and waiting in a mile long line, I'm greeted with the smiling face of a blonde my age who starts hitting one me immediately, god it sucks being hot. As soon as I'm handed my bag, I flip off the cashier and walk outa that hell hole. Damn I better get some when I get home.