Sev's of his stroodle
Disclamer::I don't own harry potter jk Rowling does please don't sue me
A/N
Sev's of his stroodle he's at it again
Sev's of his stroodle he's round the bend
A stupid nobish poem by a stupid nobstickle WARNING bad language
cute A/N
Potter Potter where's that boy!
I want to make him my sexy sex toy!
Im of my stroodle where'd it go?
I know I'll look under my big toe.
Yes, I found it, I better get back on
or else something will go seriously wrong
wait potter that sexy cunt he's found
my sexy piece of parchment!
I need a way to get it back
or my sexy plans will go to crap!
now where is my stroodle Iv lost it again!
I better write down the names of lots of sexy men
now here comes miss granger what dose she want?
may be a quickie with that sexy potter cunt.
"professor professor I think nevil blew up "
well maybe you two should both get fucked!
now my sexy plans have gone to shit
all because of that little bitch!
Now I just need one more name
to finish off my sexy little game
oh I got it! oh alas!
Oliver Woods in my next potions class!
I danced for joy I danced for loved I danced
and danced for sky above
wait a minute Iv lost it again
im totally loopy round the bend
Now iv found my stroodle it was taking a walk
I wonder if I can teach it to talk?
That's not the point focus now Sev
I would really like a chicken kiev...
I cant stay focussed im going mad
actually this ain't quite bad
Now maybe a threesome with with that potter boy
and maybe the nobish Malfoy boy...
His father was sweet I would of liked to have him
If only I would have laid of the gin...
It was a christmas night and I was quite drunk
and then strutted in that sexy malfoy punk
"Oh sev your all that and a packet of chips"
his comment made me lick my lips
"like to join me up in my room?
maybe we can play with my broom?"
oh malfoy gimme a peek!
then I happened to fall asleep
what a pity what a mess!
I must admit i tried my best!
Now I feel like finding a stick
and pretending that its Malfoys dick
oop's! oh my did I say that out loud?
Oh damn on back on my stroodle now!
Its time to give out some serious detentions!
to all of the names I mention!
Draco Malfoy (because he's a sexy cunt)
Harry Potter (for stealing my parchment)!
And that fat boy Nevil please don't run
Im shure this will be lots of fun....
