So you know how in disclaimers they have little conversations between author/character sometimes? Well that is what I am writing here, about Coricopat and Tantomile. Normal disclaimer: I don't own cats…
Tantomile: …wait… you don't? I thought you did…
Me: oh, geeezzz, I already went over this with Misto. (Reference to… I think… Jellicle Warriors?)
Misto: Hi!
Coricopat: hey what's up!
Tantomile: Cantalina is trying to say that she doesn't own cats!
Coricopat: you don't! What did you do, throw them out on the street?
Me: wait… I'm so confused….!
Misto: Guys… wait, look, she means she doesn't own the play CATS. You know, like the one we're in about the Jellicles.
Tantomile: oh.
Coricopat: we're in a play?
*Tantomile smacks him*
Me: thank you!
*Runs up and Strangle-Hugs Misto*
Misto: I am so cool!
Coricopat: who's taking you to the Jellicle ball?
Tantomile: um… Mungojerrie.
Coricopat: WHAT!
Tantomile: yeah, well who are you taking?
Coricopat: Chip.
Tantomile: THAT KITTEN!
Coricopat: No, the gay singer dude. No duh-
Tantomile: *interrupting him* wait… you're gay!
Coricopat mentally smacks her, because Misto is coming.
Misto: hey! What's up?
Tantomile: Cori's gay!
Coricopat: no, I'm not, actually, just FYI.
Misto: um, okay then. Oh, yeah, so I'm here to say that Cantalina doesn't own cats-no Tanto, don't say it!
Tantomile: What?
Misto: what you said in the other disclaimer.
Tantomile: oh.
Coricopat: who are you taking to the ball, Mistoffelees?
Misto: *lowering his voice* Lina.
Cantalina: ME!
A/N: that was a really stupid one… yeah; I have claimed Misto for my mate! Muah hah hah hah!
All other Misto fans/lovers: WHAT!
All finished... for now... Maybe add more… review and let me know… I know it's stupid.
