So you know how in disclaimers they have little conversations between author/character sometimes? Well that is what I am writing here, about Coricopat and Tantomile. Normal disclaimer: I don't own cats…

Tantomile: …wait… you don't? I thought you did…

Me: oh, geeezzz, I already went over this with Misto. (Reference to… I think… Jellicle Warriors?)

Misto: Hi!

Coricopat: hey what's up!

Tantomile: Cantalina is trying to say that she doesn't own cats!

Coricopat: you don't! What did you do, throw them out on the street?

Me: wait… I'm so confused….!

Misto: Guys… wait, look, she means she doesn't own the play CATS. You know, like the one we're in about the Jellicles.

Tantomile: oh.

Coricopat: we're in a play?

*Tantomile smacks him*

Me: thank you!

*Runs up and Strangle-Hugs Misto*

Misto: I am so cool!

Coricopat: who's taking you to the Jellicle ball?

Tantomile: um… Mungojerrie.

Coricopat: WHAT!

Tantomile: yeah, well who are you taking?

Coricopat: Chip.

Tantomile: THAT KITTEN!

Coricopat: No, the gay singer dude. No duh-

Tantomile: *interrupting him* wait… you're gay!

Coricopat mentally smacks her, because Misto is coming.

Misto: hey! What's up?

Tantomile: Cori's gay!

Coricopat: no, I'm not, actually, just FYI.

Misto: um, okay then. Oh, yeah, so I'm here to say that Cantalina doesn't own cats-no Tanto, don't say it!

Tantomile: What?

Misto: what you said in the other disclaimer.

Tantomile: oh.

Coricopat: who are you taking to the ball, Mistoffelees?

Misto: *lowering his voice* Lina.

Cantalina: ME!

A/N: that was a really stupid one… yeah; I have claimed Misto for my mate! Muah hah hah hah!

All other Misto fans/lovers: WHAT!

All finished... for now... Maybe add more… review and let me know… I know it's stupid.