This is a place to collect random drabbles, mostly written for challenges. No relation to the specific Shepard of A Star to Steer Her By.


prompt: space wedding

Chakwas smiled as Shepard walked down the aisle on the arm of the krogan battlemaster, and handed her handkerchief to the man sitting next to her.

"Look how damn happy they look!" He sniffed. "Hell, it's never going to last. Never does. Six months, tops."

She patted his hand absent-mindedly.

"He's just marrying her for the fame, asshole. Did you see the flowers? It's like a little bit of heaven. Fuck it all. Frigid bitch probably withheld sex to get that ring."

Zaeed blew his nose loudly on the hankie and began to sob.

"God, it's just so fucking beautiful!"