Hey everyone! Don't kill me! This is my point of view/version of 'Kill Me Now' by Swirly592. So another words~ I recommend you all read the following fics (especially Kill Me Now):
Kill Me Now by Swirly592
Kill Me Later by livvykitty
Killer Good Time by MoonlightMew513
"Hey, Emily! Do you want Chinese food?" One of my friends asked me. I was about to answer, but then I suddenly remember this story.
"Oh, hey! I remembered I broke this guy's leg, this story involves food! I was alone at home and very hungry! As you all know, I suck at cooking! So being the girl that I am, I snuck out and went to find food. I bump into this guy who so happened to be a pizza guy. He was delivering this family-sized pizza. I went up to the guy and asked him, 'Hey! C-can I have that?' and I tried my puppy-eyes! He stared at me then said, 'No'. I was really hungry, so I decided to take it by force. He turned to close the car door and I took my chance to snatch the pizza box from his hand! But the dude was quick! He grabbed my hand but I pushed him against his car. Then the bastard started yelling 'RAPE!', I was like telling him to stop! But no~ he had to try to go and hit me! So I accidentally slammed the car door- which was still open- against his leg. He started crying and I called the cops. Later I found out his leg was broken. So that's how I broke his leg!" I finished my story, which pretty much made no sense to them. They all stared at me in confusion, with a 'wtf?' expression.
Hi~ my name is Emily! The very strange, the very weird, the very random person! I have long, red, wavy hair with green eyes. I like wearing lolita dresses (but I LOVE wearing my favorite pirate outfit).
The friends I live with are awesome!
There's Em who's the mellow type! She has short, blonde hair and blue/green eyes. Don't know much about her.
Mora, mainly known as Moon, has long, auburn brown hair. She has dark blue eyes and wears glasses that I think look good on her.
Chloe is very funny. She looks like any other girl, but she does worst then any girl if you piss her off. She's short, but doesn't like to be reminded of that. Hehe, reminds me of someone.
The tallest of our group is Lorelei. She has long, dark hair that's braided most of the time. She has very pretty hazel eyes and is very pale. She's not sick...that's just her. To me, she's a little suspicious.
Kitty is fun to be around. Her hair is black and long with the tips dyed white. She wears a cute cat-ear headband. Though, I hate it when she calls me a leprechaun. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAN!
Finally~ Morgan! She is like the BOSS! She isn't 'bossy', only when it's nessesary to her. She's not insane, which makes life possible for us. She was kind enough to let us all live with her. We're one strange group that likes to consider everyone as FAMILY! (anyway~ back to the story!)
"We asked if you wanted Chinese for dinner…" Morgan sighed. Oh. Yeah, forgot about that. I could tell Morgan knew I was one strange friend of hers.
"You did? Heh, I guess Chinese is good, aru." I said as I rubbed the back of my head. We all laughed as we're all Otakus.
"I'll go call in an order then~!" Chloe said. She hopped up and went to order the food.
"DON'T CLOSE IT!" I heard within seconds. We all ran to where Moon was with Morgan. They were both on the computer looking at something.
"Moon, it's just a pop-up." Lorelei said.
"Morgan! It's for Hetalia! 'CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 1,000,000th visitor to this site! Click here to receive your free Hetalia Units!' Click it!" Moon said excitedly. I perked up to the words 'Hetalia' and 'Free Hetalia Units'.
"It's a scam. All that will happen is Morgan's computer will gain a virus. And that's the ONLY computer we have." Em stated. I guess that was true...but still.
"Thank you Em. Now I'm just gonna c-AHH!" Kitty pounced on Morgan causing her to click on the computer.
"Hi~! What were you fighting about? I forgot." Kitty said cheerfully.
"We were saying… SHIT!" Morgan stared at the computer at horror as she realized what she clicked. We all looked over her shoulder to see the words:
'Thank you. Your first Unit will arrive in 3-5 business days!'
"Kitty… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Morgan shouted. She got up and began to chase Kitty. We all stood back and watched. Some of us laughing, while others...just stared.
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It was early in the morning, and I was up writing my yaoi, like always. As I was getting to the smut part, I heard a knock at the door. I groaned. Really! At this time! I sighed as I got up and went to open the door. Standing at the door was a guy with a big box behind him. I could see a truck with a Flying Mint Bunny on it...I am too obsess with Hetalia.
"Um, Morgan Freeley?" The guy asked. I shook my head.
"Nope! Hey, what's in the box?" I asked.
"This is for Morgan Freeley. Is this the wrong address?" He looked over my shoulder.
"No, this is the right address. I'll go get her." I left the man and snuck into Morgan's room. She was sound asleep. Too bad I have to wake her up. I giggled to myself. I walked towards her bed and peeked over it. I pinched her nose. Within seconds, she was gasping for air.
"I can't breathe!" I watched as Morgan regained her breath. "Now, what is it?"
"You have a package to sign for" I said with my 'innocent smile'.
"I. Hate. You. It's freaking Saturday. IN THE SUMMER." Morgan shouted. God, I love annoying my friends.
"Love you too." I said as I headed back to my yaoi. But...I couldn't write. Being as curious as I was, I needed to know what was in that box! I went to spy on Morgan, who was at the front door. After signing the clip-board-thingy, she pulled out her oh-so-trusty blow horn and pressed the button. In an instant, everyone was pouring out.
"What the hell do you want us up for?" Moon said darkly. I knew everyone was probably mad about getting up this early.
"Well, we seem to have some box on the steps. Apparently, it's the unit Kitty 'persuaded' me to order." Morgan said. She ignored the death glares she was getting.
"You're welcome!" Kitty said. I tried not to giggled at the angry glare Morgan shot her.
"Shouldn't you... see what is exactly in the box first?" Chloe yawned. She handed Morgan a manual thing. I watched as Morgan's face fell as she opened the first page.
"Kitty…" She said.
"Yeah?"
"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You." Again. We all watched as Morgan chased Kitty around, ready to kill her. I sighed, I smiled placed on my face. I love it here! I would kill just to stay in this awesome family.