"It would be nice to go somewhere no one ever has." Cate turned to Kerry with a confused look on her face.
"Kerry, what do you-,"
"I wish I could go somewhere where NOONE has been before…"
"Crazy."
"Shut up, Rory, no one asked for your opinion." Kerry shot back at her little brother.
"Yeah, Rory, Miss Crazy never wanted your input!" CJ chuckled, earning a warning glare from Kerry. "I'm gonna go hang in the basement." He mumbled, walking to the stairs.
…
Russell spun around in circles on his computer chair, Timmy grabbing the back of the chair to stop him. "Are you alright sir, you've been a bit fidgety the past couple of days."
"I've only got a few months left to live, Timmy…" Russell lied, clearly smiling. "I'm kidding, I just getting a little sick of living here. Being stuck in this office with you every day-,"
"Oh, don't worry; sometimes I want to run away from this."
"We're talking about me, okay?"
"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
"I'd throw curry in your face, but you'd like it too much." Russell threatened, Timmy rolling his eyes. "I just, feel like there's somewhere better out there, you know?"
"So, you want to go off the map, is that what you're saying, Mr. Dunbar?"
"In a way, yes." Russell smiled slightly.
…
Penny stared out the window, ignoring the blaring video game behind her. "I wish I could go to a different place."
"Penny, you've been to a different place millions of times." Leonard said as he, Howard, Raj and Sheldon continued to play.
"No, I mean, like, off the map."
"Penny, no, you couldn't go off the map unless you went to another planet, and even if you did go off the map without going to another planet you could get eaten by cross breed animals that have been living and breeding there." Sheldon warned, looking away from the TV screen.
"Thanks for the advice." Penny thanked sarcastically.
"You're welcome." Sheldon replied, ignoring the sarcasm in her voice.
…
Kramer slid into Jerry's apartment, ready to mooch food from his refrigerator, but stopped when he saw the commercial that was buzzing on Jerry's TV. "Ooo, food from another world, do you know how good that stuff is?"
"Yeah it's alright."
"It's brilliant, Jerry. I gotta find that other world!"
"It's called Dunkin' Donuts."
"No, Jerry, I really believe there's another world out there!"
"Good luck trying to find it."
…
Barney started to draw up a sketch of a landscape. "Barney, what the hell are you drawing?" Ted asked. Barney grabbed his face with one hand, and began drawing a girl with big breasts pointing at a sign that said 'BroTown: The Land of Boobs'. Robin peeked over.
"The land of Boobs? Seriously, Barney, dream all you want."
"I will build BroTown by hand if I have to, all I know is that if my wish ever comes true it's going to be: Legend…wait for it…Dary!"
"Barney, no one is going to come to a town called the land of boobs!" Lilly chuckled.
"That's what you think, but I have already got five incredibly hot chicks to sign this petition on ."
"What's ?" Marshall asked.
"My website, don't judge me."
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Maya looked over at Elliot, who had a Cheshire cat grin painted onto his face. "What's up your alley, Elliot, why are you smiling like that?"
"He discovered a new model to sleep with." Finch said in a 'don't care' tone, not looking up from his work.
"They're saying there's an undiscovered country that nobody's found." Elliot smiled. "I'd laugh if we wound up there."
"Does anybody else smell something?" Nina asked aloud. Finch put a friendly hand on her shoulder.
"Oh Nina. Take another shower." He teased, walking away.
"Hang on, Finch, I smell it too." Maya said, sniffing the air. At that moment, Elliot's bald head crashed smack-bang onto the table, unconscious. The other three also passed out onto the floor.
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Ted sniffed the air. "Is it just me, or do you guys smell smoke?"
Lilly and Marshall sniffed a little too, until the colour drained from Lilly's face. "I'm gonna go to sleep now." She stuttered, crashing unconscious. Marshall gasped, and started to shake Lilly before falling unconscious himself. Barney passed out too, still clutching his sketch of the land of boobs. Ted and Robin also passed out.
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Elaine and George stepped into Jerry's apartment, sniffing the air. "Do you smell that?"
"Yeah, I smell it. It smells like…"
"Smoke…" Kramer finished, who then passed out onto the floor. Jerry was also unconscious, tumbling off of the couch and into the coffee table. Before either George or Elaine could run over to help, they both collapsed.
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Penny made her way over to the boys, Raj, Leonard, Sheldon and Howard still clicking away at the controls. "Who's winning?"She asked.
"Do you smell anything funny in here?" Sheldon asked.
"Seriously, who's winning?" Raj's controller fell out of his hands as he fell unconscious. Leonard and Howard also dropped their controllers, unconscious. Penny tripped and passed out, while Sheldon looked around, puzzled, before falling unconscious, controller still in his hands.
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Russell had started sniffing the air himself. "What's that smell?"
"It's probably just your monkey gene, sir." Timmy taunted.
"Very funny…but I smell smoke…open…the…window…" Russell muttered, falling unconscious.
"Oh, something tells me I won't have to." Timmy smiled.
…
Kerry sniffed. Bridget made her way downstairs. "Mum, have you been…smoking…?" Bridget then collapsed. Kerry gasped and Cate went to run over, but before she could, she collapsed. Rory also passed out onto the floor, and Kerry fell off her seat. As CJ came up from the basement, he broke into a coughing fit, before passing out.
That's when everyone's wish started to come true, but horribly wrong…