Once, there was a random house in a computer that was strangely uninhabited, and nobody bothered to ask why. It was so grand and stuff, so why was NO ONE living in it? Surely somebody had to have built it and sold it for money or something.
Then one day, a dude randomly appeared in the house, and he didn't even need to pay any bills or stuff. Strangely enough, he had blue hair that was NATURAL. He had had it since he was born, but his parents didn't think it was weird at all and didn't send him to the scientists. Why, blue hair was PERFECTLY NATURAL.
Anyway, his job was a spammer, which actually provided decent pay. And of course, he enjoyed it a lot.
'fdfghjifks,fsngiangi,' Droid typed onto the computer, and put in a random email address and sent it, instantly earning some money. Oh, did I forget to mention his name was Droid? I guess his parents thought that Droid was a very good name for a baby boy with natural spiky blue hair.
Anyway, before long, Droid received a marriage proposal via the 'Virtual Families Matchmaking Service'. Instead of going out with her first like a normal person, he decided to MARRY HER AT ONCE, even though she was a COMPLETE STRANGER and they had never met before. For all he knew, she could be a crazy rabid killer clown that was crazy and rabid, but he had to trust the matchmaking services, since they were so awesome and all.
He clicked 'accept', and his new bride randomly appeared in the house, despite COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVING THE KEYS TO THE HOUSE. But Droid didn't question it, because this sort of thing was perfectly normal. Or something.
Anyway, Droid and Becky decided that they were PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER and got married INSTANTLY, despite not knowing each other at all and having just met. They didn't even need to plan the wedding or anything. It just happened.
Just then, the player, VA, decided that now was the bestest time for them to go and have kids, and so they did, because everybody needs to not question the player, even though she was creepily watching them trying for a baby. She was also poking them with a green glove because she read somewhere that apparently it was the key to fertility.
Apparently, it was, since they had TRIPLETS. Becky just randomly started walking around with three bundles magically floating in front of her. She didn't even need to change their diapers! How convenient! It was purely optional! Besides, those babies never cried or pooped or anything. They were such cute little angels. Droid and Becky were actually able to get some sleep, unlike normal parents.
And also, amazingly, in one day, they were able to age several years! And so, Droid and Becky went to bed about 5 years older than when VA started playing.