"Closer"
By Piggylette
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, nor do I own any characters or events from the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling. All I own is the brilliant idea to bring the two together.
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Draco Malfoy sulked down the halls after lunch. Could this day get any worse? After dating Pansy Parkinson for two long years, he decided that he would be a gentleman and request her hand in marriage. It seemed the honorable thing to do. His parents liked her, he liked her, she liked him. . . they just seemed so perfect for each other. Both purebloods, both Slytherins, what better thing could happen to the Malfoy line? He also loved her, believe it or not, and she seemed to love him too. They had lost their virginity to each other, discussed things he had never before told anyone, made love in the most exciting of places. . . . He had had a great time with her, and wanted his life to stay forever the way it had been right then. However, after buying a ring and spending hours figuring out how to propose, he couldn't find her. Leaving the Great Hall, he went to the Slytherin common room and looked for her there. Not giving up, he went to her dorm. Looking back on it, he much wished he hadn't.
The door had been magically warded, but he broke the wards with little difficulty and there she was. Unfortunately, it was not at all how he had expected her to be. She was lying naked on her back on her bed with her legs up in the air near her head. The worst part was that - that - that that idiot 7th year Cole Warrington was - was - yeah. He was drilling into her as if he were a woodworker drilling holes in a block of wood. Of course, it goes without saying that he was not a woodworker, his organ was not an electric drill, and Pansy's vulva was not a piece of wood. Shocked, outrages, and horrified, Draco stood speechless for a few seconds before throwing the ring at Cole - hard - and screaming 'bitch' at his would-be fiancée before storming out of the common room. After sulking in the bathroom for a few minutes, he thought better of it and headed to the Great Hall for lunch, making sure to glare at any non-Slytherins who walked past him.
To add to the amount of lousiness this day was giving him so far, Draco had realized at lunch that he had double Potions with the Girly Gryffs next lesson. Joy. This day just kept getting better and better. This is where we found Draco next, walking the halls to the dungeons so he could have a class with his two favorite groups of people: the Wonder Trio and his now- ex and very loathèd girlfriend.
'God, if you do exist, please kill me now.'
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A/N: Short, huh? Don't complain, it's just the introduction. I wanted to keep this only one day before skipping ahead. This fic is going to be based loosely on the Nine Inch Nails song "Closer." If you like rock music and don't mind the literal usage of the F-word, you should buy the NIN album "The Downward Spiral" or download the song. That should help you understand the plot better. If everything goes as plans, each chapter after the introduction will have contain a lyrical selection from the song that goes along with the plot.
If you don't like angsty fics, this fic is not, I repeat, is not for you. Read a fluffy little "Draco turns good and he and Hermione fall madly in love and have happy little half-blood kids and live happily ever after" story. This fic will probably contain somewhat explicit sex scenes as well. You should be able to already tell from this chapter that it's not for the faint at heart - there will be graphic sex. I probably won't make it into a porno story (not that graphic) but the sex will still happen, so leave now if you're easily offended.
I'm not a bad person, and my other fics are quite happy and clean, so if you're offended by this one you'll probably still like my other 4. I hope you DO like this story, however, because, though I do write for myself more than anyone else, I like to know that someone appreciates my work.
I think I'm done warning you, so proceed with caution if you want to continue reading this. It should be good, just rated R for a reason.
Review!
--eM
By Piggylette
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, nor do I own any characters or events from the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling. All I own is the brilliant idea to bring the two together.
^-_-^
Draco Malfoy sulked down the halls after lunch. Could this day get any worse? After dating Pansy Parkinson for two long years, he decided that he would be a gentleman and request her hand in marriage. It seemed the honorable thing to do. His parents liked her, he liked her, she liked him. . . they just seemed so perfect for each other. Both purebloods, both Slytherins, what better thing could happen to the Malfoy line? He also loved her, believe it or not, and she seemed to love him too. They had lost their virginity to each other, discussed things he had never before told anyone, made love in the most exciting of places. . . . He had had a great time with her, and wanted his life to stay forever the way it had been right then. However, after buying a ring and spending hours figuring out how to propose, he couldn't find her. Leaving the Great Hall, he went to the Slytherin common room and looked for her there. Not giving up, he went to her dorm. Looking back on it, he much wished he hadn't.
The door had been magically warded, but he broke the wards with little difficulty and there she was. Unfortunately, it was not at all how he had expected her to be. She was lying naked on her back on her bed with her legs up in the air near her head. The worst part was that - that - that that idiot 7th year Cole Warrington was - was - yeah. He was drilling into her as if he were a woodworker drilling holes in a block of wood. Of course, it goes without saying that he was not a woodworker, his organ was not an electric drill, and Pansy's vulva was not a piece of wood. Shocked, outrages, and horrified, Draco stood speechless for a few seconds before throwing the ring at Cole - hard - and screaming 'bitch' at his would-be fiancée before storming out of the common room. After sulking in the bathroom for a few minutes, he thought better of it and headed to the Great Hall for lunch, making sure to glare at any non-Slytherins who walked past him.
To add to the amount of lousiness this day was giving him so far, Draco had realized at lunch that he had double Potions with the Girly Gryffs next lesson. Joy. This day just kept getting better and better. This is where we found Draco next, walking the halls to the dungeons so he could have a class with his two favorite groups of people: the Wonder Trio and his now- ex and very loathèd girlfriend.
'God, if you do exist, please kill me now.'
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A/N: Short, huh? Don't complain, it's just the introduction. I wanted to keep this only one day before skipping ahead. This fic is going to be based loosely on the Nine Inch Nails song "Closer." If you like rock music and don't mind the literal usage of the F-word, you should buy the NIN album "The Downward Spiral" or download the song. That should help you understand the plot better. If everything goes as plans, each chapter after the introduction will have contain a lyrical selection from the song that goes along with the plot.
If you don't like angsty fics, this fic is not, I repeat, is not for you. Read a fluffy little "Draco turns good and he and Hermione fall madly in love and have happy little half-blood kids and live happily ever after" story. This fic will probably contain somewhat explicit sex scenes as well. You should be able to already tell from this chapter that it's not for the faint at heart - there will be graphic sex. I probably won't make it into a porno story (not that graphic) but the sex will still happen, so leave now if you're easily offended.
I'm not a bad person, and my other fics are quite happy and clean, so if you're offended by this one you'll probably still like my other 4. I hope you DO like this story, however, because, though I do write for myself more than anyone else, I like to know that someone appreciates my work.
I think I'm done warning you, so proceed with caution if you want to continue reading this. It should be good, just rated R for a reason.
Review!
--eM