SPOOLERS IN STOREY! DON'T REED IF YOU LIKE BUTTERSTAR GALACTICA!
It was all quietlike on the Batterstar which wasnt like Deathstar but big ship and not circle.
"We haves news of important commander!" soldier run into commander area with paper with papers that had news on them
"Thats Admiral now" because Adam awasent commander anymore becase this was after that and he got promotion! and the solder was put in brig for insolense.
"Report from Car says that cylongs are planning to shoot at us in one tomorrow day" sayed the Admiral with grimly.
"I hate Car because Starbucks makes bad coffee not like real Starbucks we haved on colony" Tie who locked like John Micain remarkered and drank a beer.
"We needs to be serious with all reports becus we are humanity's neededly" Admiral observe and Tie scowl and dranked more beer.
MENWHALE ON SIGHENCE LAB!
Cylon was talking to Gaius in head but not really since it was haloocinating!
"But I killed the cornlonies so I cant do your cylon evilness since I need to atone" he angried at the air where cylon was to no one but him.
"But Gaius god wants it and its your destiny!" and then they start to have sex but not really and his pants were down in hallway in front of crew!
But Gaius always is good at makings it seem casual so he said "I dont like my pants" and everyone still think he's weird but not cylon in his head and they leave.
ON SHIP PATROLE!
"Do you haves any cylon on radder?" Hot Dog say to Cara
"No I dont weiner" and everyone on radeo laughered at how hot dogs is also called weiners.
"Oh no what is!" and then Cat blowded up in smoke but was ok because ejacted and parachuted back to Battlestar
Then big cylon ship comed out of space hole and it was Deathstar Galactica!
"Admiral the cylon Deathstar is showed up but not tomorrow like papers said!"
"Ok weiner try to hold them" Damiral radioered and make hot dog rage because he thinked it was funny.
BACK TO SHIP!
"Cylons maked a Deathstar but we dident think it was dune yet" Mister Gada sad to Tie and Adam
Then phone ringed and it was Darth Vader, leader of Cylons!
"Oh no! Not Vader!" Hello shocked!
ON BIG TV FOR SPACE TALKING!
Darth Vader maked a fist at humanes. "I will kill you all He shouted!
"Fuck you!" Tie and Amidral say together and slam phone on tv so he cant hear them.
Then cylon radars do seckret weapin and arms comes out of ships and have litsabbers and start cutting up into humane vippers.
"Uh ohno!" weiner yell and boom!
Then Gaius go up to admiral with idea!
"What where are pants?" Admiral say when Gaius imagined a blowjob.
"My legs were hot" he said and brute cylon Sharn into ship area. "She can make virus in te Cylon ships!"
"Ok lets do" and she plug face into compoter.
Big blue flash like all of the sky went round cylong ships then their arms falled off and humanes had fighting chance to kill!
"Oko all of everyone shoot at them now since they dont have litsabber arms!" Car yelled and they all do but not weiner because he got died in explode.
Cylon ships then all go in like big bombs and vanish and Vader yelled in anger to them but then disapperred becase he had to be in Star Wars movie so he cudent die yet.
"Looks like everything worked out alright" Gaius said then have sex with air in front of all and they laugh when names shot across screen.