A VERY BROLY STORY!
'Kakarotto, shut up kakarotto!' me thinks to meself.
Kakarotto keeps crying, driving Broly insane!
'Shut up!' me tries to communicate with kakarotto, but me only results in gurgling noises.
Damn him, me get revenge!
" Who the hell are you!" me demands of the weird man.
" I am your father broly…" he says.
Me gives him a 'what-ever' look.
"Bull shit! Your lying!" me yells.
"No bull Broly." He answers.
"Me Broly have no family," me yells.
"Uh… I hate to break it to you broly but you do have family." He replies smartly.
This guy is really starting to piss me off.
"SHUT UP!" I yell, me is starting to feel mental again.
He put a collar around my neck… me can feel it suppressing my power.
He holds up a photo.
For a minute me sits there trying to figure it out, laughing at the Afro, then me starts to get really mad, me goes SSJ.
"Dat kakarotto! Me kill kakarotto!" me yells.
"Broly, shhhhhh calm-"
"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!" me yells and pulverise him into a bloody pulp.
Me starts to laugh maically.
"Oops, hows dat happen?"
"kakarotto!" me yells "kakarotto!!"
"hey, my name is goku" says a spiky haired saiyan.
" no, your name kakarotto." me says.
"yeah, that too, anyway how do you know my name? I don't know you!" he says laughing.
"when very little, you cry, make Broly go insane!" me goes SSJ.
"uh… whatever." He answers and walks away. Me notice a short saiyan with big spiky hair.
"hehehehehehehehehe, garden gnome with huge afro!" me laugh.
Kakarotto laughs too.
"hey kakarotto, you not so bad," me says laughing.
" yeah, I am pretty nice when you get to know me." He laughs.
"wanna get a beer and some food? A lot of food?" me asks.
"sure thing!" he gives me a goofy smile.
"just remember one thing kakarotto, me not gay!" me says.
"don't worry. Me neither" he answers.
"gays piss me off…." I say loudly, I remember some bad experiences with gays.
The garden gnome saiyan sneered and flew off.
THE END.