Disclaimer: DragonBall GT is not mine. This story is a parody of
"Prof. Jughead's Educational Center" by Archie Comics which does
not belong to me either. This story is from Jughead's Double
Digest No. 56.


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Prof. Goten's Educational Center
by PokeSqrt/BikoNeko
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Goten: Today, boys and girls, we have a subject I know you'll
enjoy! Namely...

Sign: How to throw a successful party


Goten: For a successful party, we must have three things:
1.. Good food..
2.. Cool music..
and..

and..

oh, yes!
3..People!

In planning your party, make a list of the things you'll need. For
instance..
a dozen hair curlers, one box of corn plasters, needle, thread..

Now how did mom's shopping list get into my lecture?


Now let us take up the subject of music!.. The right albums are
very important! ... For example...we have "Music to smooch by"...
"Music to gossip by"... "Music to munch pizza by"...

And even "Music to dance to"!


The right people are also very important! Every party should have some.

If you're a girl type person, be sure to invite boy type people.
[Picture of Trunks]
This is a boy!

[Picture of Marron]
And this is a girl type that boy types should invite to their parties!

If you're a Goten type individual, be sure to invite lots of
hamburgers!
[Picture of hamburger]
This is a hamburger! Color it medium rare.

Which brings us to the most important subject of all..
[Writes on the blackboard: Chow]


Nowadays, a party theme can be built around the food you serve..

For instance, a Chinese party can be built around Chinese food..

An Italian party can be built around Italian food..

And a Russian party built around Russian food!

So I stand here, completely surrounded by good food..


Me?!? .. Stand here? Surrounded by food? .. And I'm just standing?


Chomp! Gnaw! Gulp! Slurp! Guzzle!
Sign: Class dismissed